PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orville Redenbacher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Redenbacher's entrance music is Danger Zone. A fine choice. Thomas has chosen Patroit's Anthem as his entrance music. Jackson Thomas acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Redenbacher
vs
Thomas

190 cm
39
220 lbs
42 - 15 - 1

189 cm
36
213 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 42 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Orville Redenbacher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Jackson Thomas!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thomas connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

It looks like Orville Redenbacher has been cut.

Redenbacher closes the distance and pushes Thomas back into the cage.
Thomas taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Thomas tries to stall but Redenbacher uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher misses with the head strike.
Redenbacher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Redenbacher fails to land.
Redenbacher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Redenbacher being controlled against the cage.
Redenbacher misses with some punches.
A short left from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thomas lands a right hand.
Thomas is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Thomas wants to stall.
Redenbacher lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas blocks an uppercut.
Redenbacher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Redenbacher lands a nice uppercut.
Thomas blocks a body shot from Redenbacher.
Thomas misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Redenbacher presses Thomas against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Redenbacher tries to throw a body punch but Thomas avoids it by throwing Redenbacher back against the cage.
Redenbacher lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Redenbacher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thomas blocking some punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Thomas displaying some good clinch control by pressing Redenbacher up against the cage.
Redenbacher misses with a body punch.
Redenbacher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thomas's elbow.
Redenbacher can't find room to land a body shot as Thomas controls the action.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Redenbacher lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Redenbacher misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas tries to stall but Redenbacher uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Redenbacher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thomas's elbow.
Redenbacher lands an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher throws a head punch that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thomas misses with some punches.
Thomas is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Redenbacher lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Redenbacher lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thomas content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Redenbacher lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Redenbacher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thomas takes a shot to the head.
Redenbacher misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Redenbacher.
Thomas slows down the pace here.
Redenbacher gets through Thomas's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thomas is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Redenbacher lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Thomas blocks a body shot from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher scores with a hook to the body.
Thomas looks winded!
Good body shot from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher works on Thomas's body with a couple of short punches.
Redenbacher lands with a left to the head.
Redenbacher lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Redenbacher goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Redenbacher creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Redenbacher lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Redenbacher.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Redenbacher lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thomas or not.
Redenbacher working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Redenbacher is working Thomas over against the cage.
Thomas takes a shot to the head.

Thomas is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thomas's elbow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Redenbacher lands an uppercut.
Redenbacher fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Redenbacher lands with a left to the head.
Redenbacher lands with a light punch inside.
A body shot lands from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Redenbacher tries to work over Thomas's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thomas is looking to control Redenbacher's arms but Redenbacher gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thomas has his back to the cage.
Redenbacher lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Redenbacher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher struggles to land a body shot inside as Thomas controls his hands.
Redenbacher lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thomas backwards.
Redenbacher cracks Thomas with a nice body shot.
Redenbacher scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Redenbacher tries a body shot but Thomas blocks it.
Redenbacher lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orville Redenbacher dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Orville Redenbacher's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Crunch! Redenbacher slams his shin into Thomas's torso.
Redenbacher lands with a shot to the body.
Redenbacher delivers a nice body kick.
Redenbacher throws the kick towards the body but Thomas avoids it.
Redenbacher changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Redenbacher is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thomas can do to turn this around?

Redenbacher drops Thomas with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Thomas looks back up at him and smiles so Redenbacher waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

It looks like Jackson Thomas has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thomas is aggressively charging in as Redenbacher backs up avoiding any damage. Redenbacher tosses out a jab and Thomas runs right into it face first! Thomas is out cold! Redenbacher dropped down on all fours and is barking in Thomas's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Orville Redenbacher!
Orville Redenbacher decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Jackson Thomas was interviewed post fight and said 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.