PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tyrion Lannister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meyer Lansky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lannister comes into the arena with Freefallin by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers blaring out of the sound system. Lansky has chosen Stranglehold - Ted Nugent as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lannister
vs
Lansky

170 cm
29
140 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

170 cm
22
140 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tyrion Lannister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Meyer Lansky!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Hugh Johnson and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Lannister.
Lansky moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Meyer Lansky has been cut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lansky.
A combination from Lansky does no damage.
Lannister feinted with a counter takedown.
Some wild striking there from Lansky.
Lansky gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Lansky is rocked!
Lannister batters Lansky with a massive right followed by a huge left! Lansky is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Lannister lands a final crushing right hand to drop Lansky to the mat with a gruesome thud! Lannister is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tyrion Lannister!
Post fight, Tyrion Lannister stared into the camera and said 'I should be wearing that fucking belt right now but beggars can't be choosers so when they sent me an offer to be cannon fodder I accepted it just so I could get the chance to beat the living shit out of Jesus. And guess what now? Jesus ain't looking so grand. Kiss my ass bitch.'.