PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ross Jacob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jacob has chosen Champion as his entrance music. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ross Jacob's chin.

Cartman
vs
Jacob

170 cm
18
165 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ross Jacob!
The judges for this bout are , and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jacob swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Jacob swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Jacob avoids them all with ease.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Cartman tries to clinch there but Jacob circles away.
Horrible takedown by Jacob or perhaps it was just good defense by Cartman which made him look bad.
Jacob avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Jacob moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman throws a jab when Jacob was well out of range.
Some wild striking there from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Jacob circles away.
Jacob fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jacob avoids the head kick by Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Cartman throws a body punch but Jacob moves out of range.
Jacob blocks a head kick by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Jacob shoots in for a takedown but Cartman shows good takedown defense.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ross Jacob.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Jacob checks it.
Jacob avoids the head kick by Cartman.
Jacob checks a leg kick.
Cartman stuffs the takedown attempt from Jacob. Jacob gets slowly back to his feet.
Jacob is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jacob.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Cartman throws a front kick aimed at Jacob's knee but Jacob avoids it well.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jacob moves away.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jacob avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cartman.

Jacob closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Cartman to the mat! Cartman manages to get full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Jacob thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jacob tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartman is retaining full guard.
Cartman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jacob tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartman is retaining full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Jacob thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jacob looks gassed!
Jacob works a leg free and moves into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cartman throws a right hand that Jacob ducks under and follows up with a left that Jacob also avoids with ease.
Cartman misses with a double jab.
Jacob shoots in for a double leg but Cartman sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jacob moves out of range of the body kick.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Eric Cartman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Jacob sees it coming and checks it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman misses with a low kick as Jacob jumps back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jacob moves away.
Jacob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
A bone on bone clash there as Jacob blocks the leg kick.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jacob moves away.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jacob shoots in and drives through. Cartman sprawls well.
A head kick misses from Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cartman throws a head kick but Jacob moves out of range.
Cartman is looking to wear down Jacob with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jacob keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman throws a right and a left that Jacob avoids nicely.
Jacob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Jacob looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cartman is fending him off so far but Jacob persists. Nope, Cartman circles away and we're back to standing.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ross Jacob.
Cartman misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Jacob pushes him off.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Jacob moved out of range nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Jacob checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cartman keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Jacob swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Jacob shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cartman pinned against the cage. Cartman gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cartman throws a head kick but Jacob moves out of range.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.

Jacob fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cartman sprawls well initially but Jacob persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Jacob wants to work for an arm triangle but Cartman is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are battling for position here. Cartman manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ross Jacob will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cartman.
Jacob blocks a leg kick.
Cartman attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
An inside leg kick lands from Cartman.
Jacob has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cartman.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Jacob circles away.
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jacob takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a leg kick that misses.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jacob shoots in and drives through. Cartman sprawls well.
Cartman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Jacob swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jacob manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A clash of legs there as Jacob blocks the low kick.
Cartman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Cartman throws a body punch but Jacob moves out of range.
Jacob fails to land the takedown.
Cartman tries to clinch but Jacob moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Jacob avoids it well.
Cartman throws a head kick but Jacob moves out of range.
Jacob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jacob checks a low kick from Cartman.
A bone on bone clash there as Jacob blocks the leg kick.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cartman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jacob keeps the fight on the outside.
Jacob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Cartman swinging wilding here.
Cartman throws a right and a left that Jacob avoids nicely.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Cartman gets caught flat footed, as Jacob shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!