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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Benton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Benton kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Shed Seven - Bully Boy. Loko has chosen marry yourdaughter as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Four Loko has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Glenn Benton's chin.
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33 - 21 - 0 |
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24 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Glenn Benton!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Ryoma Takatsuka and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Loko.
Benton scores with a body shot.
Loko swinging wildly here.
Loko throws a hook but Benton avoids it easily.
Benton lands a glancing blow to the side of Loko's head.
Loko avoids the head kick by Benton.
Benton throws the left hand but Loko avoids the punch easily.
Benton ducks right into an uppercut from Loko.
Loko scores with a decent looking hook.
A leg kick checked by Loko.
Loko scores with a jab to the head.
Loko fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Benton has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Loko goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Glenn Benton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Benton ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Loko moves away.
Benton takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Loko throws a sloppy head kick and Benton moves out of range easily.
Benton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loko.
We've been told by Benton's head coaches at Irish Collar-and-Elbow Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Benton fails to land with a series of punches.
Benton fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Loko is out of range.
Benton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Loko gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Benton.
Benton misses with a head kick.
Loko replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Benton blocks it well.
Benton throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
Loko avoids the head kick by Benton.
Loko let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Benton misses with a two punch combination.
Benton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Loko scores with a shot to the body.
Benton misses with a two punch combination.
Sloppy strikes from Benton. Those never looked like landing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Loko darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loko cracks a nice hook into Benton's ribs.
Loko scores with a punch to the head.
Loko connects with a body shot.
Loko dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Benton is breathing heavily.
Loko throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Loko lands with a slapping head kick.
Benton is rocked!
Benton ducks right into an uppercut from Loko.
Oh Benton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Benton ducks right into an uppercut from Loko.
Loko lands a big right hook! Benton looks hurt but is still standing! Loko lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Benton falls down and Loko dives in with a huge hammer fist! Benton's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Loko runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Four Loko!
Four Loko is the new welterweight champion!
After the big win, Four Loko made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors AnonymouS and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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