PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fat Retard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Javier Alvarez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Retard
vs
Alvarez

182 cm
21
200 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

182 cm
22
198 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Retard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Javier Alvarez!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alvarez takes a swing at Retard's ribcage but misses.
Retard throws a counter high kick but Alvarez was just alert enough to avoid it.
Nice body kick from Retard.
Alvarez lands a head kick. Retard smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Retard walks into a left hand.
Alvarez shoots in looking for a takedown but Retard manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Alvarez's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Retard.
Retard slips a straight right by Alvarez.
Nice shot by Retard.

Retard gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Our sources have told us that Retard has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Alvarez tries to pull guard but Retard won't allow it.
Alvarez working aggressively here.
Retard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Retard lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Alvarez fails to pull guard.
Fat Retard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Javier Alvarez.
Retard slows down the pace here.
Retard lands a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Retard lands a damaging elbow.
Alvarez is trying to stall.
Retard misses with an elbow over the top.
Alvarez looking to stall.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Alvarez.
A head punch on the inside from Alvarez fails to land.
Alvarez trying to control the position but instead, Retard has worked for underhooks and has pushed Alvarez into the cage.
Alvarez lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Retard throws a punch but it's blocked by Alvarez.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Alvarez leaning his opponent against the cage.
Alvarez misses with a body punch.
Alvarez is trying to pull guard but Retard turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Alvarez tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Alvarez just misses with a elbow thrown towards Retard's brow.
Alvarez goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Retard tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Retard leaning his opponent against the cage.
Alvarez jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Retard walks away with a smile on his face. Alvarez gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Alvarez avoids a kick to the body.
Retard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A head kick by Retard misses

and Alvarez counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Alvarez.
Alvarez is standing up over Retard. Retard looks to escape but Alvarez dives into side control.
The referee asks Alvarez politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Alvarez prefers to stall for the moment though.

Alvarez tries for a kimura but Retard is defending well.
Retard is trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Alvarez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Alvarez working the body and head with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alvarez prevents Retard from escaping the position.
Alvarez trying to control the position but Retard is working away.
Retard avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Alvarez.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Javier Alvarez will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A nice leg kick lands there from Retard.
Retard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Alvarez tried to score with a low kick but Retard checks it.
As Alvarez looks to move away, Retard throws a big counter combo bu Alvarez just gets out of the way.
Retard misses with a body shot.
Alvarez is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Alvarez throws a nice outside leg kick.
Alvarez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Alvarez crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Retard - the referee stops the clock and Alvarez gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Retard. Alvarez manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Alvarez on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Retard. Retard obviously looking to wear him down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Alvarez, right into the meat.
Alvarez jabs Retard right on the nose. Retard blinks but takes it well.
Retard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Retard throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Alvarez.

It looks like Javier Alvarez has been cut.
Alvarez blocks a head kick by Retard.
Alvarez throws a leg kick but Retard moved away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Retard tries to score with a low kick but Alvarez moves his leg out of the way.
Retard throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Retard misses.
Retard missing with a left hand there. Alvarez was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The fighters circle, before Retard throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Alvarez's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Retard lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Fat Retard!