PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ruben Wiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Wiki has chosen Reuben James as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Pauline Hanson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hanson
vs
Wiki

182 cm
25
208 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

173 cm
40
182 lbs
34 - 19 - 1

Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Ruben Wiki!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Glass and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wiki misses with a looping right.
Hanson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wiki.
Hanson tries to land a body kick
and Wiki counters with an outside leg kick.
Hanson loads up on a big right hand but Wiki slips the punch.
Wiki blocks the body kick.
Wiki moves out of range of the body kick from Hanson.
Wiki let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Hanson moves out of range of the leg kick from Wiki.
Hanson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wiki.
Hanson lands a head shot.
Pauline Hanson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiki throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wiki gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Hanson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wiki wants to land a leg kick but Hanson is out of range.
Wiki scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wiki missing with a left hand there. Hanson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wiki.
Wiki lands a jab-cross combination.
Hanson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wiki.
Wiki throws a lazy right hand but Hanson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hanson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wiki throws a leg kick that is checked
and Wiki takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hanson lands a head shot.
Hanson throws a push kick but Wiki slaps the foot to one side.
Wiki lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hanson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wiki. Wiki obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wiki lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hanson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanson stuns Wiki with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hanson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wiki.
It appears Hanson was looking to counter with a kick there.
Hanson lands with a cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wiki. Hanson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hanson digs a good hook to Wiki's body.
Wiki looks to score with a jab to the body but Hanson is just out of range.
Hanson throws a looping overhand right but Wiki ducks down to avoid it.
Hanson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wiki.
Wiki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hanson scores with a spinning back kick!
Hanson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Wiki is rocked!
Wiki drops his guard momentarily, allowing Hanson to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Wiki! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Hanson takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pauline Hanson!
Post fight, Pauline Hanson stared into the camera and said 'I don’t like a puppet without strings, There's a muppet in the wings and it's saying racist things, I wont cop that, no way. I don't like it. '.