PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Victor Zsasz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Amun Ra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zsasz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 2Pac: When We Ride ft. Outlawz. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Zsasz
vs
Ra

182 cm
33
143 lbs
32 - 15 - 1

173 cm
33
165 lbs
29 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Modern Wear Apparel
Arcticus University: London

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Victor Zsasz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Amun Ra!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zsasz throws a body punch but Ra moves out of range.
Ra moves in looking to clinch but Zsasz pushes him off.
Zsasz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ra closes the distance but Zsasz moves to the side
and Zsasz counters with a leg kick.
Zsasz definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Zsasz throws out a leg kick but Ra moves out of range and Zsasz only half commits.
Ra throws a poor cross that misses
and Zsasz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ra bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zsasz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nice shot lands for Ra.
Zsasz displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ra.
Zsasz is looking to counter with a shot to the body.

Ra pushes Zsasz up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ra cracks Zsasz with a nice body shot.
Zsasz prevents a takedown attempt there.
Ra takes a shot to the head.
Zsasz wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ra blocking some punches.
Ra is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Zsasz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ra tries to throw a body punch but Zsasz avoids it by throwing Ra back against the cage.
Ra managing to block the knees to the body from Zsasz.
Ra is pushing Zsasz up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Zsasz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zsasz trying to land knees to the body.
Zsasz lands a shot to the body.
Zsasz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ra prevents a body shot from Zsasz.
A short right from Ra.
A right handed body shot lands from Ra.
Ra wants to stall.
Ra scores with a shot to the side of Zsasz's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ra misses with a punch to the body.
Zsasz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zsasz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ra blocks it with crossed arms.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ra.
Zsasz is trying to break free.
Zsasz landing knees to the head.
Ra tries to throw a body punch but Zsasz avoids it by throwing Ra back against the cage.
Zsasz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ra blocks it with crossed arms.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ra lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zsasz.
Zsasz prevents a body shot from Ra.
Ra taking a breather.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ra.
Ra receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
A nice left hand lands by Ra.
Zsasz misses with a knee strike.
Zsasz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ra has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zsasz tries to throw a body punch but Ra avoids it by throwing Zsasz back against the cage.

Ra is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Zsasz can't fight it off and eventually Ra manages to take the fight to the floor. Zsasz looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Ra works over Zsasz with some ground and pound from guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ra throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Ra throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ra showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Zsasz controls Ra momentarily but Ra frees himself.
Ra pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Zsasz is keeping the position for now.
Ra lands a couple of elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ra accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Zsasz tries to land a sweep but no joy.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Zsasz looks to land a left hand but Ra moved out of range nicely.

Ra scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Ra trying to control the action but Zsasz is working from the bottom.
Zsasz prevents Ra from improving position.
Ra creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Ra throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Zsasz works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Ra thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Amun Ra will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ra misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zsasz.
Nice uppercut there from Ra.
Zsasz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ra.
Zsasz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ra is out of range.
Zsasz throws a leg kick that misses.
Ra scores with a jab to the jaw.
Zsasz cracks Ra with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ra scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Ra rushes Zsasz and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Ra misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zsasz gets underhooks to prevent Ra's takedown attempt.
Ra lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Ra.
Zsasz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ra controlling the action here for a moment.
Ra displaying some good clinch control by pressing Zsasz up against the cage.
Ra continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz is trying to push Ra away but Ra has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Nice body punch from Zsasz.
Ra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zsasz prevents a body shot from Ra.
Ra has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Zsasz is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A right handed body shot lands from Ra.
Amun Ra seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zsasz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Ra has picked Zsasz up - he's going for a ride! Ra dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Amun Ra has got the better of the ground game so far.
Ra sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Zsasz defending well though.
Ra looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Zsasz wants to control but Ra is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Ra is nestled in close to Zsasz, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ra throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ra wants to take a breather but Zsasz is having none of it.
Ra prevents Zsasz from standing back up.
Zsasz blocking the ground and pound attempt from Ra.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Ra tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zsasz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zsasz throws an overhand right that lands on Ra's shoulder, as Ra tries to avoid the shot.
Ra throws a good cross that connects.
Ra cracks Zsasz with an open hand slap.
Zsasz takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zsasz just misses with a punch to the body.
Ra looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ra walks into a straight right hand from Zsasz.
Ra avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ra misses with a looping right.
Zsasz throwing a counter right hand but Ra manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A swing and a miss from Ra.
Zsasz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Zsasz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ra finds it's way round the side to connect with Zsasz's head.
Zsasz misses the body punch
and Ra counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big left from Ra misses.
Zsasz throws a leg kick which misses Ra's front leg but catches the back leg as Ra tries to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ra.
Ra connects with a crisp jab.
Ra fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ra might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Ra shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Zsasz pinned against the cage. Zsasz gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Victor Zsasz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Amun Ra.
Ra lands a really nice looking cross but Zsasz seems unphased.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ra looking to score a takedown here. Zsasz is defending well but Ra drives through and ends up in Zsasz's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ra looking to pass the guard.
Ra throwing strikes from guard but Zsasz blocks nicely.
Ra is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Ra trying to control but Zsasz is working from the bottom.
Ra tries to free his leg and advance position but Zsasz is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Amun Ra showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Sloppy strikes from Ra. Those never looked like landing.
Amun Ra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ra sizes up Zsasz with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ra swinging wildly here.
Zsasz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ra shoots in looking for a takedown but Zsasz manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ra's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Zsasz feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Ra lands a right hook to the body.
Ra tries to clinch but Zsasz moves out of range.
Ra tries for a takedown but Zsasz circles away easily
and Zsasz counters with a thumping low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ra digs a good hook to Zsasz's body.
Ra is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zsasz.
Decent striking displayed by Ra there.
Nice uppercut there from Zsasz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ra misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zsasz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A punch combination from Zsasz misses.
Zsasz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Zsasz throws out a leg kick but Ra moves out of range and Zsasz only half commits.
Ra with a nice cross.
Ra tries to clinch up but Zsasz circles away and keeps his distance.
Zsasz throws a shot from downtown. Ra moves away and avoids it.
Ra looks to land a left hand but Zsasz moved out of range nicely.
Zsasz on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Zsasz moves out of range of the leg kick from Ra.
Zsasz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ra.
Ra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zsasz was well out of range. Poor timing from Ra.
A punch combination from Ra misses.
Victor Zsasz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Amun Ra is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ra fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Victor Zsasz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Amun Ra.
Ra throws an off balance right hand
enabling Zsasz to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ra tries to clinch but Zsasz is having none of it.
Zsasz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ra getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ra scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ra stuns Zsasz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ra lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Amun Ra seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zsasz lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A telegraphed right hand from Zsasz misses the target.
Zsasz moves out of range of the body kick from Ra.
Zsasz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ra.

Ra has Zsasz up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ra scores with a shot to the side of Zsasz's head.
Ra drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Zsasz breaks from the clinch.
Zsasz's jab looks to have found its range, popping Ra under the eye.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Zsasz, as that shot connected.

Ra is rocked!
Zsasz lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Ra falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Victor Zsasz!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Victor Zsasz made sure he mentioned Arcticus University: London, along with how happy he was to win his fight.