PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lyoto Machida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge comes to the ring accompanied by Litte Things - One Direction. Machida has chosen For Whom The Bell Tolls as his entrance music. Loves To Spooge could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lyoto Machida's chin.

To Spooge
vs
Machida

185 cm
25
219 lbs
8 - 8 - 1

185 cm
45
205 lbs
35 - 34 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 34 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lyoto Machida!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Emerson Jorge and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge is looking to chop away at Machida's legs.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Machida! But no joy.
Spooge lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

Spooge closes the distance and clinches.
Spooge tries a body shot but Machida blocks it.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but Machida blocks it.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Machida is defending well for now.
Spooge tries to work over Machida's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Machida.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Machida controls his hands.
I was talking to Spooge's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Spooge.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Machida prevents a body shot from Spooge.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spooge obliges.
Nice body punch from Spooge.
Machida looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Machida avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Machida.
Machida wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Machida is trying to break the clinch but Spooge has him pressed against the ropes.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Machida avoids the damage to the body.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Machida has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Spooge lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Spooge lands a knee to the head.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge misses with a knee to the head.
Spooge lands a left hand that snaps the head of Machida backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries a body shot but Machida blocks it.
Spooge landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge lands a knee to the body.
Spooge lands with a left to the head.
Machida prevents a body shot from Spooge.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Machida avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spooge tries to work over Machida's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Machida takes a shot to the head.
Machida avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge scores with a knee to the head.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge pushes Machida back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Machida blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machida managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Machida avoids the damage to the body.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Machida working hard to break the clinch.
Spooge can't find room to land a body shot as Machida controls the action.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Machida.
Spooge lands a good knee to the midsection. Machida won't want to take too many of those.
Machida blocking some punches.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Machida controls his hands.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Machida managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Lyoto Machida has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Machida backwards.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Machida is defending well for now.
A body shot lands from Spooge.
Machida on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.
Machida managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Machida wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lyoto Machida's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spooge takes the fight into the clinch.
Spooge is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Machida can do to turn this around?
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Machida wants to break free but Spooge has control.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.

Machida breaks the clinch.
Machida swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Machida scores with a sloppy right hand. Spooge should have avoided that one.
Spooge throws a push kick but Machida slaps the foot to one side.
Machida keeps the fight on the outside.
Machida is looking for the big counter here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machida circles away from the clinch attempt.
Machida is looking for the big counter here.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Machida circles away from the clinch attempt.
Machida moves out of range as Spooge throws a body kick.
Spooge moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromMachida.
Spooge tries to clinch up.

Spooge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Spooge lands a body punch in the clinch.
Spooge is leaning against Machida and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Machida is breathing heavily.
Spooge throws a punch but it's blocked by Machida.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Loves To Spooge has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Spooge lands a body shot in the clinch.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machida avoids it.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge crunches a lovely knee into Machida's ribcage.
Spooge lands a nice knee to the body.
Spooge scores with a shoulder strike.
Spooge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Machida blocks it with crossed arms.
Good body shot from Spooge.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spooge pushes Machida back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Machida blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Machida avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Machida on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Machida on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Machida avoids the damage to the body.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge is working Machida over against the ropes.
Spooge works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Machida controls his hands.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Machida controls his hands.
Spooge swings wildly with an uppercut but Machida uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spooge tries a body shot but Machida blocks it.
Machida on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Machida avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the ropes.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machida avoids it.
Machida tries to break the clinch but Spooge is controlling the position.
Spooge misses with a body punch.
Spooge misses with a punch on the inside.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Machida blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Machida breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Machida swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spooge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Machida has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Machida and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spooge connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Machida checks it.
Despite the aggression on Machida's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lyoto Machida's cut.
That's time! Spooge's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Spooge throws a lazy body kick
and Machida counters with a three punch combo that has Spooge backing up. Spooge nods at Machida to acknowledge the strikes.
Spooge looks for the body kick but Machida saw that one coming.
As Spooge backs off Machida throws a huge counter combo but Spooge manages to avoid it all.
Spooge tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spooge tries to land a leg kick but Machida saw it coming and moves away.
As Spooge backs off Machida throws a huge counter combo but Spooge manages to avoid it all.
Spooge misses with a low kick as Machida jumps back.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spooge takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Spooge darts in trying to clinch
and Machida counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Spooge has Machida up against the ropes in a clinch.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Machida's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machida tries to break the clinch but Spooge is controlling the position.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Machida avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the ropes.
Machida blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Machida controls his hands.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Machida wants to break free but Spooge has control.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Machida avoids the damage to the body.
Machida avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Machida.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Machida prevents a body shot from Spooge.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Machida on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Spooge using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Machida has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machida avoids it.
Knees in the clinch landing for Spooge.
Machida prevents a body shot from Spooge.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machida blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machida avoids it.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Machida has had enough of the clinch but Spooge keeps him there for the moment.
Spooge can't find room to land a body shot as Machida controls the action.
Nice body punch from Spooge - that landed with a thud.
Spooge crunches a lovely knee into Machida's ribcage.
Spooge with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Spooge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machida avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machida avoids it.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Machida controls his hands.
Machida blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Machida's elbow.
Machida on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Spooge tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Spooge.
Machida avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Machida blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lyoto Machida has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Loves To Spooge is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spooge using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Spooge, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:26
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:26
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
After the fight, Loves To Spooge was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.