PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buster Hymen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hymen
vs
Lesnar

198 cm
29
257 lbs
20 - 3 - 1

191 cm
30
265 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Pearson Specter Litt

BeastMode
Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Buster Hymen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hymen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hymen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lesnar is able to avoid easily.
Hymen throws a hook to the side of Lesnar's head but Lesnar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lesnar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hymen swivels and escapes.
Hymen throws a hook to the side of Lesnar's head but Lesnar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lesnar scores with a body shot.
Lesnar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hymen is fending him off so far but Lesnar persists. Nope, Hymen circles away and we're back to standing.

Lesnar looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lesnar throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hymen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hymen working a defensive guard here.
Lesnar slips nicely into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar prevents Hymen from standing back up.

Lesnar is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Lesnar is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Lesnar frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Lesnar throwing strikes here but Hymen is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Lesnar avoids the attempt from Hymen to control.
Hymen is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Lesnar looking to ground and pound but Hymen is blocking nicely.
Lesnar sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Lesnar misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Lesnar lands a couple of good shots and Hymen has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Well, with Lesnar on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Hymen is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Lesnar missing with strikes.

Hymen showing good submission defense here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar scores with punches and elbows.

Hymen defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Lesnar's arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Hymen defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Lesnar's arms.
Lesnar misses with punches from the back.
Hymen trying to control the position but Lesnar manages to sink in the hooks.

Lesnar is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Hymen is defending well though. Lesnar let's go of the attempt for now.

Lesnar working for a choke but Hymen is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hymen is having to fend off submission attempts from Lesnar, who is looking to sink in the choke. Lesnar doesn't have the hooks in though and Hymen manages to reverse position! He's now on top, in his opponent's guard.

Lesnar is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hymen is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Hymen is posturing up here but Lesnar has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Hymen tries to roll out but it's too tight and Hymen has to tap! Slick submission there by Lesnar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Brock Lesnar!
Brock Lesnar is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Brock Lesnar thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.