PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Soulja Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and any a goal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Boy
vs
a goal

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Soulja Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, any a goal!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
a goal misses with the combination.
Boy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
a goal doesn't manage to clinch there - Boy circles away.
Boy moves out of range of the body kick.
Boy has a takedown stuffed.

a goal scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Boy tries to buck a goal off but a goal is having none of it.

a goal tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no a goal has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Boy is looking to reverse the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
a goal fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Boy is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Boy wants to improve his position but a goal is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
a goal not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
a goal tries to clinch up.
Boy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
a goal fails to land the takedown.

a goal drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
a goal looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy wants to control but a goal postures up.
Boy manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Boy looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
a goal is trying to control but can't.

Boy gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Boy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in a goal's guard.
a goal keeping full guard, as Boy tries to pass.

Boy stands up from guard. Let's bang!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Boy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Boy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around a goal's waist but a goal gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Boy off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Soulja Boy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boy shoots in looking for a takedown. a goal tries to sprawl out of it but Boy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. a goal manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Boy tries a head kick but it misses.

Boy clinches.
Boy tries to score a body lock takedown but a goal shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
a goal tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Boy has clasped his hands together around a goal's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
a goal is trying to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
a goal manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Boy sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Boy is thwarting a goal's attempts to control the position.
Boy prevents a goal from improving his position.
Boy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boy looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Soulja Boy dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Boy fails with the takedown.
Boy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

a goal scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
a goal is pressing down on Boy's thigh, looking to free his foot. Boy is holding on for now.
Boy wants to control but a goal is keeping busy and won't allow it.
a goal wants to control but Boy is keeping him busy.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Boy gets full guard.
Boy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
a goal trying to control the position from guard on top but Boy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Boy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but a goal can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
a goal wants to control from the top but Boy keeps moving.
a goal stopping the sweep attempt from Boy.
Boy has a goal pulled in close to control his posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Boy keeping moving, preventing a goal from controlling successfully.
a goal looking to sit in guard and control but Boy gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Boy stands up over a goal, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
a goal trying to control the position.

Boy stands up from a goal's guard - Boy perhaps looking for a knockout.

Boy forces a goal back against the cage and clinches.
Boy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of a goal backwards.

Boy ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Boy no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
a goal trying to stand up but can't free himself from Boy's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy seems keen to control a goal's posture.
Boy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Soulja Boy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Boy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
a goal won't allow Boy to sweep him here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Boy looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but a goal is defending well. Boy quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! a goal has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Boy celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Soulja Boy!