PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Robinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saint Maria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robinson comes to the ring accompanied by Usual Suspects by Hollywood Undead. Eric Robinson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Robinson
vs
Maria

185 cm
25
255 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

160 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Eric Robinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Saint Maria!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Leandro Rodrigues and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Robinson drives through and clinches with Maria against the ropes.
Maria should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Robinson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

Robinson breaks the clinch.

Robinson gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Maria to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Robinson keeping moving, preventing Maria from controlling successfully.
Maria is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Robinson pushes a forearm under Maria's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Maria is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Eric Robinson!
A very excited looking Eric Robinson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.