PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ana Conda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Conda comes to the cage accompanied by Rooster. Sprinkle comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sprinkle Sprinkle was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Conda
vs
Sprinkle

196 cm
22
258 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

198 cm
23
265 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Demonic Clothing

Forbidden Apple

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ana Conda!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conda throws a sloppy head kick and Sprinkle moves out of range easily.

Sprinkle gets caught flat footed, as Conda shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Conda prevents Sprinkle from getting back to his feet.
Sprinkle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Sprinkle wants to stand but Conda is controlling the position.
Conda looking to pass the guard.
Conda won't allow Sprinkle to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sprinkle is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Conda is controlling him.

Conda thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Conda avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sprinkle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Conda clinches up against the cage.

Conda successfully pulls guard.
Sprinkle wants to stand but Conda is controlling his posture from full guard.
Sprinkle preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sprinkle avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Sprinkle wants to pass the guard but Conda is keeping the position.
Sprinkle scoring with some ground and pound.
Conda wants to sweep here but Sprinkle controlling him for the moment.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Sprinkle gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Conda misses with a head kick.
Conda throws a nice head kick!
Sprinkle blocks a head kick by Conda.
Sprinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Conda moves away.

Conda gets the takedown into side control.
Sprinkle is looking for a sweep.
Conda misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sprinkle tries to escape but Conda is in control.
Sprinkle really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Conda. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Sprinkle wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Conda.
Sprinkle is trying desperately to improve position.
Sprinkle is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Sprinkle is looking to get to half guard.

Conda working for a guillotine from mount but Sprinkle is in no mood to give up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sprinkle is in all sorts of trouble here.

Conda is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Sprinkle has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Sprinkle is really trying hard to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Conda is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Sprinkle has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Sprinkle tries to reverse the position but Conda maintains control.

Conda looking to secure an arm triangle but Sprinkle defends it well.
Conda is breathing heavily.
Sprinkle is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Conda won't let Sprinkle get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Sprinkle working to try and regain half guard.

Conda has control of Sprinkle's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Sprinkle regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Sprinkle working to try and regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle is trying to stand.
Sprinkle is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

Conda looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Sprinkle stops Conda from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Conda throwing strikes here but Sprinkle is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Conda trying to control but Sprinkle is having none of it.
Sprinkle can't escape the position.
Sprinkle holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Conda tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Sprinkle trying desperately to get to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ana Conda dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Sprinkle throws a low kick but Conda avoids it.
Conda connects with a high kick.

Conda scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Sprinkle is trying to control but can't.
Sprinkle wants to get back to his feet.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Conda here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Conda is nestled in close to Sprinkle, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Conda is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Sprinkle tries to kick Conda off but Conda keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Conda seems to be looking for submissions.
Sprinkle wants to get back to his feet.

Conda is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Sprinkle has managed to free his arm - good work.
Conda sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Sprinkle defending well though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Conda is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Sprinkle is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Conda's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Conda's back!
Sprinkle trying to control momentarily.
Sprinkle keeps control of the position as Conda tries to break free.
Conda turns into Sprinkle and is now in his guard.
Sprinkle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Sprinkle wants to stand up but Conda is controlling him.
Sprinkle looking for a sweep. Not yet Sprinkle, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Conda stops Sprinkle from standing up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice sprawl there from Sprinkle as Conda shoots in.
Conda throws a leg kick which misses Sprinkle's front leg but catches the back leg as Sprinkle tries to avoid it.
Sprinkle looks to land a combination but Conda avoids it well.

Conda scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Sprinkle is pushing Conda's head away, looking to escape. Conda manages to hold on to the position though.
Sprinkle gets back to half guard.
Sprinkle looks like he's trying to stand up.
Conda is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Ana Conda overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Conda is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Sprinkle is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ana Conda!
Ana Conda retains his heavyweight title!