PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Garrett Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Jeblowme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeblowme is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Time To Waste. Howard Jeblowme is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hart
vs
Jeblowme

217 cm
19
346 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Hates pizza

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Garrett Hart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Howard Jeblowme!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Ron Honeybunn and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeblowme misses with a body punch

and Hart counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hart.
Jeblowme lands with a light punch inside.

Hart pulls guard successfully.
Jeblowme has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Hart is proving hard to escape from.
Hart bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jeblowme's guard.

Jeblowme wants to stand and escape but Hart is having none of it.
Jeblowme utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jeblowme wants to stand but Hart is controlling the position.
Hart postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeblowme utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hart throwing strikes from guard but Jeblowme blocks nicely.
Hart won't allow Jeblowme to get back to his feet.
Hart postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart won't allow Jeblowme to get back to his feet.
Hart is pushing down on Jeblowme's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jeblowme is fighting to maintain full guard but Hart has managed to sneak the leg through.
Hart working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jeblowme wants to get back to his feet.
Hart thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Hart prevents Jeblowme from standing back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Hart thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jeblowme's head.
Jeblowme tries to kick Hart off but Hart keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jeblowme darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

It looks like Garrett Hart has been cut.
Howard Jeblowme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeblowme drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Hart right on the button. Hart goes down! Jeblowme follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Jeblowme gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Howard Jeblowme!
In his post fight interview, Howard Jeblowme started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.