PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Calaway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Ding (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calaway comes to the cage accompanied by R.I.P.. Ding is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mortal Kombat. Mark Calaway has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Calaway
vs
Ding

208 cm
37
290 lbs
31 - 27 - 0

212 cm
35
270 lbs
19 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mark Calaway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dick Ding!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Calaway scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ding pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Calaway back to the cage. Ding follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

Calaway clinches.

Calaway breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ding closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ding takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like Dick Ding has been cut.
Calaway stuffs the takedown.
Calaway tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ding was well out of range. Poor timing from Calaway.
Calaway punishes Ding's body with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab by Calaway.
Calaway misses the jab.
Ding is trying to counter with his kicks.
Sloppy strikes from Calaway. Those never looked like landing.
Calaway avoids a punch combination nicely.
Calaway throws a nice outside leg kick.
Calaway ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Calaway stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Calaway scores with a one two! Ding had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A punch lands to the side of Ding 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Calaway scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Calaway swings for the body but Ding moves out of range.
Ding slips a straight right by Calaway.
Ding moves away from the strike by Calaway.
A jab lands there for Calaway.
Ding ducks under a wild hook from Calaway.
Calaway misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ding.
As Calaway backs off Ding throws a huge counter combo but Calaway manages to avoid it all.
Ding listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Calaway just misses with a punch to the body.
Calaway misses with a wild body shot.
Ding will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Calaway wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ding lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Calaway throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ding lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Calaway pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Despite the aggression on Ding's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Ding goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ding throws a series of punches but Calaway moves out of range.
Calaway showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ding.
Ding on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Calaway swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ding counters with a straight right hand.
Calaway throws a right and a left that both miss.
Calaway attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Calaway scores with a body shot.

Ding shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Ding was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ground and pound from Ding seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Ding misses with the ground and pound.
Ding working away.

Ding working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Ding taking a breather here.
The strikes coming from Ding are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Ding goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Calaway has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Ding but great work by Calaway.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ding struggling a bit here.

Calaway stands up.
Calaway shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Ding eats them both and turns towards Calaway to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Calaway is looking to chop away at Ding's legs.
Calaway with a jab.
Ding gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Calaway.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Calaway throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Calaway is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Calaway lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Calaway dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Ding's cut.
That's time! Calaway's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ding looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Ding misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ding misses with the combination.
Ding throws the left hand but Calaway avoids the punch easily.
Calaway is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ding can do to turn this around?
Calaway darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Calaway swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Calaway scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Ding takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Calaway throws an overhand right that lands on Ding's shoulder, as Ding tries to avoid the shot.
Ding loads up on a big right hand but Calaway slips the punch.

Calaway fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ding, pushing him back against the cage.

Ding breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Calaway throws a body shot but no joy.
Ding lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ding thumps Calaway with a low kick.
Calaway misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ding.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Calaway tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ding was well out of range. Poor timing from Calaway.
Ding throws a counter combo.
Calaway throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ding is looking to clinch but Calaway is avoiding it.
Ding ducks under a wild hook from Calaway.
Calaway dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ding ducks under a wild hook from Calaway.
Calaway takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A punch combination from Ding misses.
Ding misses with a double jab
and Calaway counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Calaway just misses with a punch to the body.
Calaway misses with an uppercut. Ding saw that one coming.
Calaway throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ding sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Calaway lands a nice hook to Ding's body. Ding takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mark Calaway is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Calaway. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Calaway.
Dick Ding is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A cross from Calaway lands.
Calaway looks to throw the jab but Ding is out of range.
Ding tries a quick counter leg kick but Calaway is wise to it.
Ding slips a straight right by Calaway.
Ding lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Calaway getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ding on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Ding misses with an uppercut. Calaway saw that one coming.
Calaway throws a series of punches but Ding moves out of range.
Calaway feints and then cracks Ding's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ding down.
Ding blocks a jab.
Calaway swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Calaway throws out a loose jab but Ding uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ding.
Ding has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A telegraphed right hand from Calaway misses the target.
Ding is looking for the big counter here.
Calaway fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Calaway misses with a shot to the body

and Ding holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Calaway fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Ding manages to break the clinch.
Calaway lands with a right hand.
Calaway lands a body shot.
Calaway throws a leg kick but Ding checks it.
Ding wants to counter with a clinch but Calaway pushes him away.
Ding looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Ding slips under a jab from Calaway.
Ding is looking for the big counter here.
Ding throws a right and a left that Calaway avoids nicely.
Ding takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Calaway has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Mark Calaway seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ding moves in looking to clinch but Calaway pushes him off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ding goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Ding darts in looking for a takedown but Calaway gets double underhooks and turns Ding into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Calaway connects with a right hand. Ding shakes it off.
Calaway ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Calaway tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ding was well out of range. Poor timing from Calaway.
Ding needs to keep his hands up - Calaway had a free shot at his head there.
Ding tries a head kick but it misses.
Ding slips under a jab.
Ding lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A nice combination there by Calaway.

Ding is rocked!
Calaway takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ding is still on wobbly legs! Can Calaway finish him?
Ding tries to clinch but Calaway moves out of range.
Ding throws a body kick that misses.
Ding seems to have recovered his senses.
Calaway throws a hook but Ding avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Danga de danga de dang - Ding scores with a four punch combination!
Sloppy strikes from Ding. Those never looked like landing.
Ding misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Calaway dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dick Ding's cut.
That's time! Calaway's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Ding slips a jab from Calaway.
Ding lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Ding throws a left and a right that both miss
and Calaway counters with a left and a right that stings Ding.
A punch combination from Ding misses.
Calaway wants to clinch.
Calaway swings for the body but Ding moves out of range.
Calaway throws a looping overhand right but Ding ducks down to avoid it.

Oooooh!!! Calaway has knocked Ding down with a huge combo! Calaway steps away and waves a wobbly Ding back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

That has opened up Dick Ding's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch combination from Ding misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Calaway, as that shot connected.
Ding uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Calaway.
Calaway throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Ding on the side of the head.
Ding rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Calaway moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice body punch from Calaway.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Calaway is looking to slow Ding down with leg kicks.
Ding throws a head kick but Calaway moves out of range.
As Ding looks to move away, Calaway throws a big counter combo bu Ding just gets out of the way.
Ding takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ding takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A combination from Ding does no damage.
Calaway is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ding uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Calaway.
Calaway connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Calaway tries to clinch but Ding moves out of range.

Calaway lands a big uppercut and Ding crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Ding looks OK. Calaway waves Ding back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Calaway throws a pinpoint strike between Ding's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Ding crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Calaway scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mark Calaway!
An out of breath and clearly excited Mark Calaway thanked Museum of Monsters & Madmen for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).