PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paddy McGuiness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jester Kiwi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

McGuiness
vs
Kiwi

194 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

199 cm
25
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Paddy McGuiness!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jester Kiwi !
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiwi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McGuiness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McGuiness throws a hook to the side of Kiwi 's head but Kiwi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A swing and a miss from Kiwi .
McGuiness ducks under a wild hook from Kiwi .
Kiwi misses with an uppercut
and McGuiness counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Jester Kiwi has been cut.
Kiwi takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A jab lands there for McGuiness.
Kiwi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kiwi misses with a head kick.
The crowd cheers as Kiwi lands an impressive looking overhand right. McGuiness doesn't seem phased though.
Kiwi avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kiwi . McGuiness does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A cross from McGuiness lands.
Kiwi connects with a single shot there.
Kiwi takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Good exchange - Kiwi coming out on top.
McGuiness keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McGuiness misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGuiness darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kiwi gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! McGuiness gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Kiwi is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paddy McGuiness!
The defeated Jester Kiwi had this to say: 'i in joy the pain lose is still joy for me'.