PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dennis Cant Touch This (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rich Moon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cant Touch This might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Help is on it's way. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cant Touch This
vs
Moon

178 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

177 cm
21
150 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Sun-Tzu
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dennis Cant Touch This!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rich Moon!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cant Touch This lands a lovely overhand right.
Cant Touch This rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Moon decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Cant Touch This's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Cant Touch This had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Moon defends it easily.
Cant Touch This is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Cant Touch This looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Moon wants to get up but he can't break Cant Touch This's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Cant Touch This looking to control.

Moon drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Moon jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Moon drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Moon jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Cant Touch This wants to control but Moon passes easily into half guard.

Moon is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Cant Touch This defends it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Moon is working for a submission of some sort.

Cant Touch This is defending against the submission attempts here by Moon.

Cant Touch This is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Moon pulls his head out easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Cant Touch This is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Moon pulls his head out easily.

Moon is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cant Touch This is just riding it out for now. Moon eventually gives up the hold.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Cant Touch This looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Moon passes to side control.

Moon is trying to get an arm triangle but Cant Touch This is defending well.

Moon thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cant Touch This tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Moon is trying to get an arm triangle but Cant Touch This is defending well.

Moon tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Cant Touch This tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Cant Touch This is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Moon off and has taken his back!

Cant Touch This working for the choke.
Cant Touch This doesn't have the hooks in and Moon manages to turn into his guard.
Cant Touch This keeping moving, preventing Moon from controlling successfully.
Moon wants to pass the guard but Cant Touch This is keeping the position.

Cant Touch This escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Moon gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Moon passes Cant Touch This's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Moon seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Cant Touch This is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Rich Moon!