PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Some Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kauko Tyrmä (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Dude
vs
Tyrmä

215 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Very strong

Excellent boxer
Determined

Vikai Gear Island

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Some Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kauko Tyrmä!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tyrmä looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dude lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tyrmä scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tyrmä misses with a wild body shot.
A clash of legs there as Dude blocks the low kick.
Dude tries to counter by clinching up but Tyrmä breaks away and moves out of range.
Tyrmä defending well as Dude loads up on a big left hand.
Tyrmä stuns Dude with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tyrmä wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dude throws a low kick but Tyrmä avoids it.
Dude takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyrmä manages to avoid it.
Tyrmä walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dude checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Dude closes the distance and pushes Tyrmä back into the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dude working aggressively here.
Dude can't find room to land a body shot as Tyrmä controls the action.
Tyrmä tries a body shot but Dude blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude pushes Tyrmä back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Kauko Tyrmä has been cut.
Dude misses with a body punch.
Dude lands with a light punch inside.
A short uppercut from Dude.
Dude scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Good body shot from Dude.
Dude lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tyrmä backwards.

Tyrmä is rocked!
Dude misses with some punches.
Tyrmä is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tyrmä swings wildly with an uppercut but Dude uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dude throws a head punch that misses.
Tyrmä is trying to stall.

Tyrmä's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dude lands a leg kick that knocks Tyrmä off balance momentarily.
Dude throws an off balance right hand
and Tyrmä counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tyrmä loads up on a big right hand but Dude slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyrmä blocks a head kick by Dude.
Tyrmä fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dude manages to avoid it.
Dude scores with a body shot.
Tyrmä throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyrmä avoids the head kick by Dude.
Tyrmä throws a jab but it's blocked by Dude.
Dude tries to counter by clinching up but Tyrmä breaks away and moves out of range.
Tyrmä misses with a few strikes there.
Tyrmä ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
Tyrmä's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dude connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tyrmä scrambles back to his feet.
Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyrmä manages to avoid it.

Dude clinches with his opponent.
A nice left hand lands by Dude.
Dude lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tyrmä.
Tyrmä looks winded!
Dude throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tyrmäs head.

Dude creates a bit of space and cracks Tyrmä with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Tyrmä is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!
Tyrmä is still on wobbly legs! Can Dude finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude scoring well with a low kick there.
Tyrmä tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tyrmä seems to have recovered his senses.
Dude tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tyrmä was well out of range. Poor timing from Dude.
Dude throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dude fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dude is stalking his opponent - BOOM! Switch kick out of nowhere! Tyrmä is not moving; he is out cold!! Wow, what a quick finish that was.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Some Dude!
After the big win, Some Dude made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Vikai Gear Island and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.