PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Oha Noha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dinos Slider Instructor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Noha
vs
Slider Instructor

150 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

177 cm
25
193 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Oha Noha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dinos Slider Instructor!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slider Instructor connects with a jab.
Slider Instructor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Noha moves in looking to clinch but Slider Instructor pushes him off.
A cross from Slider Instructor lands.
Slider Instructor lands with a right hand.
Slider Instructor should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nice sprawl there from Slider Instructor as Noha shoots in.
Noha has his takedown stuffed
letting Slider Instructor counter with a right hand.
Slider Instructor throws a good cross that connects.
Nice takedown defense from Slider Instructor. No joy for Noha on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oha Noha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slider Instructor lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Slider Instructor moves into the clinch successfully.
Slider Instructor lands an uppercut.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noha misses with the head strike.
Noha fails to pull guard.
Noha wants a takedown but no success here.
Slider Instructor works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slider Instructor softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slider Instructor.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slider Instructor.
Slider Instructor gets underhooks to prevent Noha's takedown attempt.
Noha is breathing heavily.
Slider Instructor lands with a right to the head.
Slider Instructor has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slider Instructor tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noha's elbow.
Noha's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slider Instructor lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slider Instructor lands a body punch.
Slider Instructor lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slider Instructor lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slider Instructor working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short uppercut from Slider Instructor.
Noha tries to land knees in the clinch but Slider Instructor avoids the damage to the body.
Noha changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Slider Instructor fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Slider Instructor is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Slider Instructor lands with a good body shot.
Slider Instructor lands a slapping body shot.
Slider Instructor scores with a crisp jab that stopped Noha in his tracks.
Nice uppercut lands for Slider Instructor. That snapped Noha's head back.
Oha Noha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slider Instructor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Noha moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Noha takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slider Instructor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slider Instructor ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slider Instructor tests Noha's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Noha misses the target.
Slider Instructor scores with a jab to the head.
Slider Instructor throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Noha stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Slider Instructor cracks Noha with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Noha looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Slider Instructor finish him?

Noha is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slider Instructor fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Noha on the side of the head.
Oh Noha is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slider Instructor tests Noha's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slider Instructor drops Noha with a straight right hand, right on the button! Slider Instructor follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dinos Slider Instructor!