PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hunting Humans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Taylor comes to the cage accompanied by Bow Down. Jordan Taylor had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Taylor
vs
Humans

187 cm
36
186 lbs
24 - 19 - 0

175 cm
23
180 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Jordan Taylor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hunting Humans!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humans bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Taylor just misses with a punch to the body.
Taylor takes a swing at Humans's ribcage but misses.
Humans throws a leg kick but Taylor checks it.
Taylor swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Taylor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Humans manages to avoid it.

Oooooh!!! Taylor has knocked Humans down with a huge combo! Taylor steps away and waves a wobbly Humans back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Hunting Humans has been cut.
Taylor scores with a nice head shot.

Humans is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Taylor chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Humans can pounce on him.
Humans is still on wobbly legs! Can Taylor finish him?
Humans lunges at Taylor with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Taylor's hand.
Humans seems to have recovered his senses.
Humans misses with an attempted mid kick.
Taylor scores with a nice strike.
A jab from Taylor misses.
Taylor takes one to the chin there.
Humans lands with a thumping leg kick.
Humans showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Taylor.
Humans swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Humans darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Humans pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Taylor appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Humans lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Humans tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taylor misses with a few strikes there.
Humans steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Taylor slips a straight right by Humans.
Taylor lands with a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Taylor.
Taylor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Taylor misses with a wild body shot.
Humans appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Taylor tries to work over Humans's front leg with a kick but Humans checks it.
Taylor misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Humans counters with a low kick, right behind Taylor 's knee.
Taylor throws a low kick but it's checked well by Humans.
Taylor is looking to wear down Humans with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Humans takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Taylor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Humans manages to avoid it.
Taylor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Humans manages to avoid it.
Humans looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A punch combination from Taylor misses.
Taylor fails to land with a series of punches.
Humans keeps Taylor at a distance using the push kick.
Taylor lands a really nice looking cross but Humans seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Humans scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humans turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Taylor lands with a nice body punch.
Taylor throws a body shot but no joy.
Taylor throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Taylor on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Humans tries to land a front kick but Taylor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Taylor takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Taylor throws a nice outside leg kick.
Taylor sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Taylor. Humans does a little dance to reset his feet.
Humans throws out a powerful jab.
Taylor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little jabbing left from Humans on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Humans uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Taylor.
Taylor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Humans was well out of range. Poor timing from Taylor.
A lazy left from Taylor finds it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Taylor.
Taylor fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Humans lands a glancing blow to the side of Taylor's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Taylor.
Taylor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Humans.
Humans lands a lovely overhand right.
Humans fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Taylor.
A looping hook to the body misses from Taylor. Humans does a little dance to reset his feet.
Humans misses with a straight right.
Taylor walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Humans checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Taylor ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Taylor throws a leg kick but Humans sees it coming and moves out of range.
Taylor misses with a double jab.
Taylor bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Humans thuds his right hand into Taylor's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Taylor slips a straight right by Humans.
Taylor with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Taylor with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Taylor throws a body kick that misses.
Humans steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Taylor throws a body shot but no joy.
Taylor misses with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Taylor blocks a head kick by Humans.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Humans lands a nice looking kick to the body. Taylor takes a step back to recover.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Taylor lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Humans has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Humans and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Taylor misses with a body punch
and Humans counters with a nice body kick.
Taylor will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Taylor is breathing heavily.
Humans shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jordan Taylor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Taylor, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A thudding body kick lands there by Humans!
Taylor throws a leg kick but Humans checks it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Humans.
Humans avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice uppercut lands for Taylor. That snapped Humans's head back.
Taylor is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Humans chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Taylor comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Taylor takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Humans misses with a looping left.
Humans misses with a head kick.
Taylor tries to land a leg kick but Humans saw it coming and moves away.
Taylor uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Humans.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jordan Taylor will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Hunting Humans's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Taylor looks to score with a jab to the body but Humans is just out of range.
Humans throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Taylor ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Humans misses with a head kick.
Taylor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humans moves away.
Taylor misses with a low kick.
Humans counters with a body kick.
Taylor steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Humans. That one must have hurt.
Humans throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Taylor was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Good exchange - Taylor coming out on top.
Humans takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Humans misses with a body kick.
Taylor takes a swing at Humans's ribcage but misses.
Taylor fails to land with a series of punches.
Humans takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Humans blocks a leg kick.
Humans takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Humans on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Humans goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humans lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Humans walks into a left hand.
Taylor lands a leg kick that knocks Humans off balance momentarily.
An inside leg kick from Taylor misses.
Humans follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Humans throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Taylor takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Taylor avoids the head kick by Humans.
Humans fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Taylor misses with a body shot.
Humans looks to land a body kick but Taylor moved away.
Humans feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Taylor's calf.
Taylor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Taylor ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice body kick from Humans.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humans throws a half hearted mid kick.
Taylor swings for the body but Humans moves out of range.
Taylor looks to land a left hand but Humans moved out of range nicely.
Jordan Taylor is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taylor throws a body punch but Humans moves out of range.
Taylor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humans moves out of range of the strikes.
Humans keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Taylor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Humans was well out of range. Poor timing from Taylor.
A little jabbing left from Humans on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Taylor. That's going to slow Humans down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Humans.
Humans avoids the body shot from Taylor.
Humans goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Taylor takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Taylor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Humans was well out of range. Poor timing from Taylor.
Humans fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Taylor has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Humans throws a shot from downtown. Taylor moves away and avoids it.
Taylor misses with a straight right.
Taylor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Humans looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A low kick from Taylor misses
and Humans counters with a nice uppercut.
Taylor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Taylor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Humans.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taylor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humans moves away.
Taylor is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Humans thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Taylor if he has to take too many more of those.
Humans bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Humans lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Humans lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Taylor throws out a loose jab but Humans uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humans throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Humans throws the kick towards the body but Taylor avoids it.
Humans lands a leg kick that knocks Taylor off balance momentarily.
Taylor takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Humans goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Humans throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Taylor wants to land a leg kick but Humans is out of range.
Taylor moves out of range of the body kick from Humans.
Taylor misses with a series of wild punches.
Taylor misses with a shot to the body
and Humans counters with an outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Taylor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Humans. Taylor shrugs it off though.
Humans throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Taylor misses with a double jab
and Humans counters with a nice leg kick.
Humans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Taylor.
Taylor takes a swing at Humans's ribcage but misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Humans - that will leave a mark!
Humans scores with a kick to the body.
Taylor gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Humans throws a leg kick which misses Taylor's front leg but catches the back leg as Taylor tries to avoid it.
Taylor throws the kick towards the body but Humans avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Taylor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Humans manages to avoid it.
Taylor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Humans, right into the meat.
Taylor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Humans throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hunting Humans showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hunting Humans's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Humans lands a left and a right that send Taylor crashing to the mat, dazed. Humans thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Taylor is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Good leg kick by Humans there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oh Taylor is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Humans closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Taylor! Humans dives in looking to finish! Taylor is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hunting Humans!
Hunting Humans seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.