PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Marcel Cerdan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy has chosen Boondocks Theme Song as his entrance music. Bruce Leeroy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cerdan
vs
Leeroy

173 cm
37
155 lbs
32 - 20 - 3

174 cm
42
155 lbs
37 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 20 - 3, fighting out of New York, Marcel Cerdan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 26 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cerdan avoids the body shot from Leeroy.
A slow jab from Leeroy misses its intended target.
A good leg kick by Cerdan.
Leeroy throws an overhand right that lands on Cerdan's shoulder, as Cerdan tries to avoid the shot.
Cerdan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Leeroy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cerdan.
Leeroy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A big right from Cerdan misses.
A cross from Cerdan lands.
Leeroy misses with an uppercut.
Cerdan needs to keep his hands up - Leeroy had a free shot at his head there.

Cerdan is rocked!
Cerdan misses with a low kick.
Oh Cerdan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cerdan drops his hands momentarily. Leeroy doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Cerdan staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Cerdan doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bruce Leeroy!
Bruce Leeroy gave a mention to Firebird Designs in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).