PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eskil Eliasson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fitzgerald Shitehouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eliasson comes to the cage accompanied by TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me. Fitzgerald Shitehouse is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Eliasson
vs
Shitehouse

190 cm
26
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

190 cm
26
205 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Big Bear Nutrition 160Q

Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eskil Eliasson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fitzgerald Shitehouse!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shitehouse tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shitehouse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eliasson avoids the body shot from Shitehouse.
Eliasson tries to counter by clinching up but Shitehouse breaks away and moves out of range.
Shitehouse jabs at Eliasson's body.
Shitehouse lands a body shot.
Shitehouse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shitehouse throws a sloppy head kick and Eliasson moves out of range easily.
Shitehouse throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Eskil Eliasson has been cut.
Eliasson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Eliasson forces Shitehouse back against the cage and clinches.
Eliasson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shitehouses head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shitehouse is trying to push Eliasson away but Eliasson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Eliasson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shitehouses head.
Eliasson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eliasson scores with a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Eliasson.
Shitehouse looks winded!
Eliasson lands a shoulder strike.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A hook to the body from Eliasson.
Shitehouse's coach down at Den of Tears (22 coaches, $600 fee) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Shitehouse's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A right handed body shot lands from Eliasson.
Eliasson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Shitehouse or not.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Eliasson.
Good body shot from Eliasson.
Eliasson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Eliasson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Eliasson digs a right hand into Shitehouse's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shitehouse's gas tank.
Eliasson scores with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eliasson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Eliasson lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice right hand lands inside from Eliasson.
A short right from Eliasson.
A short right from Eliasson.
Eliasson lands a left hand.
Eliasson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Eliasson scores with a shot to the side of Shitehouse's head.
Eliasson is working Shitehouse over against the cage.
A short right from Eliasson on the inside.
Eliasson pushes Shitehouse back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Eliasson presses Shitehouse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Eliasson pushes Shitehouse back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eliasson scores with a hook to the body.
A short right from Eliasson.
A short right from Eliasson.
Eliasson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Eliasson lands with a right to the head.
Eliasson lands an uppercut.
Eliasson lands a nice shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Eliasson as the two fighters clinch.
Eliasson is working Shitehouse over against the cage.
A short right from Eliasson on the inside.
Eliasson lands a hook that snaps the head of Shitehouse backwards.
Eliasson lands with a short shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eliasson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eliasson scores with a nice hook to the head.

Shitehouse is rocked!
Eliasson lands a body shot.
Eliasson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shitehouse is still on wobbly legs! Can Eliasson finish him?
Eliasson presses Shitehouse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Shitehouse seems to have recovered his senses.
Eliasson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Eliasson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Eliasson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Eliasson lands with a left to the head.
Eliasson scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Eliasson.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Eliasson has Shitehouse pushed against the cage.
Eliasson lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eskil Eliasson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eskil Eliasson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Shitehouse throws a head kick but Eliasson moves out of range.
Eliasson tries to counter by clinching up but Shitehouse breaks away and moves out of range.

Eliasson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Eliasson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short left from Eliasson.
Eliasson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Shitehouse up against the cage.
A body shot lands from Eliasson.
Eliasson digs a right hand underneath Shitehouse's ribcage. Shitehouse let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eliasson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Shitehouse up against the cage.
Eliasson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitehouse is breathing heavily.
Come on Eliasson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eliasson lands a body punch.
Eliasson lands a body shot.
Eliasson presses Shitehouse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Eliasson is working Shitehouse over against the cage.
Eliasson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Eliasson lands a nice shot to the body.
Eliasson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Eliasson.
Eliasson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shitehouse backwards.
A short body shot lands from Eliasson as the two fighters clinch.
Eliasson lands a nice shot to the body.
Eliasson dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eliasson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Eskil Eliasson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Eliasson pressing his opponent against the cage.
Eliasson digs a right hand underneath Shitehouse's ribcage. Shitehouse let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Eliasson digs a right hand into Shitehouse's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shitehouse's gas tank.
Eliasson slows down the pace here.
Eliasson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eliasson has Shitehouse pushed against the cage.
Eliasson digs a right hand into Shitehouse's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shitehouse's gas tank.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Eliasson.
Eliasson is leaning against Shitehouse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Eliasson lands a left hand.
Eliasson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shitehouse backwards.
Eliasson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shitehouse can do to turn this around?
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Eliasson lands with a left to the head.
Eliasson is leaning against Shitehouse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Eliasson works on Shitehouse's body with a couple of short punches.
Eliasson lands a left hand.
Eliasson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Eliasson scores with a hook to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Eliasson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eliasson lands a hook that snaps the head of Shitehouse backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Eliasson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Eliasson stalling.
Eliasson scores with a shoulder strike.
Eliasson lands with a short shot to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Eliasson.
Shitehouse letting Eliasson take a breather here.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Eliasson digs a right hand into Shitehouse's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shitehouse's gas tank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eskil Eliasson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eskil Eliasson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Eliasson gets a clinch.
Shitehouse letting Eliasson take a breather here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Eliasson.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Eliasson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Eliasson lands a body shot in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Eliasson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Eliasson pressing his opponent against the cage.
Eliasson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eliasson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Eliasson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shitehouse takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eliasson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Eliasson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Eliasson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Eliasson lands a left hand.
Eliasson lands a left hand.
A right hand to the body from Eliasson.
Eliasson presses Shitehouse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A left hand lands to the body for Eliasson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Eliasson to work.
Eliasson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Eliasson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Eliasson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Eliasson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Eliasson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A nice right hand lands inside from Eliasson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Eliasson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Eliasson - that landed with a thud.
Eliasson lands a nice uppercut.
Eliasson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Eliasson presses Shitehouse against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Eliasson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice right hand lands inside from Eliasson.
Eliasson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Shitehouse takes a shot to the head.
Eliasson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Eliasson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Eliasson lands a nice shot to the body.
Eliasson unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Shitehouse! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Eliasson is unloading with more strikes now! Shitehouse drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eskil Eliasson!
A relieved looking Eskil Eliasson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Fitzgerald Shitehouse had this to say: 'Yrt Vert Shite'.