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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sponge Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kedar Dere (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kedar Dere acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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160 lbs
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155 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sponge Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kedar Dere!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dere closes the distance and pushes Bob back into the cage.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Dere's ribcage.
Bob lands an elbow just above Dere 's eye.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob scores with a shot to the side of Dere's head.
Dere drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dere wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bob has him pressed against the cage.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Dere goes for a takedown attempt but Bob pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dere will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sponge Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kedar Dere.
Dere looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bob is fending him off so far but Dere persists. Nope, Bob circles away and we're back to standing.
As Dere tries to get set, Bob tries to push him back and clinch up but Dere manages to avoid the attempt.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob lands a hook that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
Bob landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dere looks winded!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dere's defenses.
Dere's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dere should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bob lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bob working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bob lands an uppercut.
Bob lands an elbow that stopped Dere in his tracks for a moment.
Bob softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Bob.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bob takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bob connects with a knee to the head.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bob.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob landing knees to the head.
Bob lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dere has eaten all the pies!
Bob lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
Bob lands an elbow just above Dere 's eye.
Bob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bob gets through Dere's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bob lands an elbow that stopped Dere in his tracks for a moment.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bob putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dere in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bob lands a nice knee to the body.
Bob using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bob scores a nice knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Bob.
Dere's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dere lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Bob lands an elbow that stopped Dere in his tracks for a moment.
Bob lands an elbow inside that Dere shrugs off.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
A nice left hand lands by Bob.
Dere is working for takedown but Bob is calmly controlling the position for now.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Bob with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dere takes an elbow to the forehead.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bob keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dere's efforts to push away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Bob on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Bob.
Dere tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bob dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dere jumps guard but Bob stands there with Dere around his waist. Dere gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dere has Bob pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bob manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dere - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dere up against the cage.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sponge Bob dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Dere fails with a takedown attempt.
Dere closes the distance and clinches.
Dere being controlled against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bob lands an uppercut.
Bob working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dere is trying to push Bob away but Bob has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bob.
Bob stalls.
Bob lands a nice knee to the body.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob lands a damaging elbow.
Dere is breathing heavily.
Come on Bob - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dere takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dere takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Bob lands an elbow that stopped Dere in his tracks for a moment.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob lands an elbow inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
Dere jumps guard but Bob stands there with Dere around his waist. Dere gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Sponge Bob has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A short left from Bob.
Dere stalling in the clinch but Bob improves position.
Bob makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bob manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bob lands a good knee to the midsection. Dere won't want to take too many of those.
Bob lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bob throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Deres head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dere takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dere pulls guard successfully.
Dere not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dere being controlled here, momentarily.
Dere not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dere will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Dere is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Dere working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bob doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bob manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Dere tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sponge Bob dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Bob takes the fight into the clinch.
Bob is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dere can do to turn this around?
Dere jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bob walks away with a smile on his face. Dere gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bob gets tackled into the cage by Dere. Dere maintains the clinch.
Bob pushes Dere back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Bob.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A short uppercut from Bob.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Dere's ribcage.
Bob lands a damaging elbow.
Dere takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bob working Dere over with knees to the body.
Come on Bob - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dere jumps guard but Bob stands there with Dere around his waist. Dere gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob controlling the action here for a moment.
Dere takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bob lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dere backwards.
Dere wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dere takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bob landing knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bob.
Dere has had enough of the clinch but Bob keeps him there for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dere takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bob lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dere jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bob walks away with a smile on his face. Dere gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Sponge Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kedar Dere.
Bob gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dere has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bob is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dere lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dere is looking to control Bob's arms but Bob gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dere has his back to the cage.
Bob connects with a knee to the head.
Dere takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bob scores with a shoulder strike.
Dere fails to pull guard.
Dere is looking to control Bob's arms but Bob gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dere has his back to the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a damaging elbow.
Bob gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dere.
Bob lands with a short shot to the head.
Dere takes an elbow to the temple.
Bob lands an elbow inside.
Dere fails to pull guard.
Bob scores a nice knee to the body.
Bob lands with a right to the head.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bob lands with a right to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Bob.
Sponge Bob is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob scores with a shot to the side of Dere's head.
Dere tries to pull guard but Bob won't allow it.
Dere tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bob smiles and moves away.
Bob takes the fight into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Dere can't get the takedown.
Dere takes a knee right on the jaw!
A knee to the head by Bob.
Kedar Dere has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dere swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sponge Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bob, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight for Sponge Bob!
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Sponge Bob!
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight for Sponge Bob!
Sponge Bob wins by unanimous decision!
Sponge Bob bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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FIGHT
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