PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mr Bojangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Gash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bojangles
vs
Gash

200 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

205 cm
25
240 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Solid boxing
Big right hand

Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mr Bojangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Harry Gash!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gash walks into a left hand.

Bojangles tries to keep at a distance but Gash has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gash misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bojangles blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bojangles tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gash misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bojangles.
Nice body punch from Bojangles - that landed with a thud.
Gash doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bojangles scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gash misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bojangles.
Bojangles blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Gash struggles to land a body shot inside as Bojangles controls his hands.
Gash tries to land knees in the clinch but Bojangles avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from Bojangles on the inside.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Gash.
Gash creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short uppercut from Gash.
Gash is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gash scores with a shot to the side of Bojangles's head.
Bojangles lands a body punch in the clinch.
Gash using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gash struggles to land a body shot inside as Bojangles controls his hands.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Gash.
Bojangles scores with a nice hook to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gash.
Gash swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bojangles swings wildly with an uppercut but Gash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bojangles lands a nice uppercut.
Gash using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bojangles pushes Gash back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gash can't find room to land a body shot as Bojangles controls the action.
Gash goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bojangles misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bojangles misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gash throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Gash misses with a body punch.
Gash managing to block the knees to the body from Bojangles.
Gash blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gash misses with a punch to the body.
Gash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gash lands with a short shot to the head.
Bojangles misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bojangles lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bojangles lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gash lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bojangles takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bojangles on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bojangles looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Bojangles on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gash throws an elbow that misses.
Gash tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bojangles avoids it.
Bojangles struggles to land a body shot inside as Gash controls his hands.
Gash tries to land knees in the clinch but Bojangles avoids the damage to the body.
Bojangles throws a punch but it's blocked by Gash.
Gash working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gash blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gash misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gash.
Bojangles misses with some punches.
Bojangles misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gash lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gash.
Gash tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bojangles avoids it.
Bojangles is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Gash is keeping busy.
Gash misses with a punch to the body.
Gash digs a right hand underneath Bojangles's ribcage. Bojangles let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gash.
Bojangles is breathing heavily.
A left hand lands to the body for Gash.
Gash landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Gash utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Gash.
Gash is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bojangles is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gash.
Gash gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Gash obliges.
A short body shot lands from Gash as the two fighters clinch.
Gash lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Gash lands a good knee to the midsection. Bojangles won't want to take too many of those.
Gash can't find room to land a body shot as Bojangles controls the action.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gash digs a right hand underneath Bojangles's ribcage. Bojangles let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gash lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bojangles backwards.
Gash lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bojangles backwards.
A right hand to the body from Gash.
Gash lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gash lands a shoulder strike.
Gash landing knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Gash.
Gash misses with a punch to the body.
Gash trying to land knees to the body.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Gash goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gash unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bojangles lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bojangles working aggressively here.
Gash lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Gash lands a nice knee to the body.
Gash missing with knees to the body.
Bojangles working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bojangles fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've been informed that Gash has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Gash scores a nice knee to the body.
Gash lands a good knee to the midsection. Bojangles won't want to take too many of those.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Gash.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Gash.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gash.
Gash tries to land knees in the clinch but Bojangles avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from Gash on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gash creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gash blocks a body shot from Bojangles.
Gash scores with a shot to the side of Bojangles's head.
Gash putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bojangles in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gash.
Gash is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Gash misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gash misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gash.
Bojangles takes a knee to the side of the body.
Gash pushes Bojangles back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gash doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gash presses Bojangles against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Gash misses with a body punch.
Gash utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Gash lands a knee to the body.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Gash tries to work over Bojangles's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bojangles takes a knee to the side of the body.
Gash missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gash creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bojangles misses with a body punch.
Gash lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Gash lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bojangles avoids the elbow strike from Gash, against the cage.
Gash cracks Bojangles with a nice body shot.
Gash misses with a punch to the body.
Gash using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Gash lands a right hand.
Gash lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bojangles avoiding damage as Gash throws knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Gash.
Bojangles tries to throw a body punch but Gash avoids it by throwing Bojangles back against the cage.
Gash is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gash tries to throw a body punch but Bojangles avoids it by throwing Gash back against the cage.
Gash lands a nice knee to the body.
Gash landing knees to the body.
Gash connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bojangles's face.
Gash landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Gash throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Gash on the inside.
Good body shot from Gash.
Gash lands a right hand.
Gash lands a shot to the body.
A short left from Gash.
Gash is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bojangles prevents a body shot from Gash.
Gash lands a hook that snaps the head of Bojangles backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Gash.
Gash lands a knee to the body.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Gash working Bojangles over with knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gash.
Gash digs a right hand underneath Bojangles's ribcage. Bojangles let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gash crunches a lovely knee into Bojangles's ribcage.
Gash tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bojangles's elbow.
A knee to the head by Gash.
Bojangles's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gash lands a body punch in the clinch.
Gash can't find room to land a body shot as Bojangles controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Gash scores with a nice short uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gash creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gash cracks Bojangles with a nice body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gash lands a nice shot to the body.
Gash tries to work over Bojangles's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gash throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bojangless head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knees in the clinch landing for Gash.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Gash dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Gash is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bojangles throws a leg kick which misses Gash's front leg but catches the back leg as Gash tries to avoid it.
Gash is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bojangles digs a good hook to Gash's body.
Bojangles takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bojangles on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Gash has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Gash avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Gash instigates a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Good body shot from Bojangles.
Gash misses with the head strike.
Gash throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bojangless head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Gash.
Bojangles tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bojangles.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bojangles.
Bojangles fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gash doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bojangles.
Gash missing with knees to the body.
Gash struggles to land a body shot inside as Bojangles controls his hands.
Bojangles avoiding damage as Gash throws knees to the body.
Gash using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gash lands a right hand.
Gash misses with a punch to the body.
Bojangles managing to block the knees to the body from Gash.
Gash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gash tries to work over Bojangles's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles swings wildly with an uppercut but Gash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gash has a couple of punches blocked by Bojangles.
Bojangles working aggressively here.
Gash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gash tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bojangles's elbow.
Gash throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bojangles blocks it with crossed arms.
Gash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gash using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bojangles has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bojangles lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gash backwards.
Bojangles blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bojangles.
Bojangles prevents a body shot from Gash.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gash misses with a body punch.
Bojangles managing to block the knees to the body from Gash.
A head punch on the inside from Bojangles fails to land.
Bojangles trying to stall but Gash improves his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gash trying to land knees to the body.
Bojangles has a couple of punches blocked by Gash.
Bojangles lands a hook that snaps the head of Gash backwards.
Gash doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bojangles fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bojangles lands a right hand.
Gash misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gash unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Gash misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bojangles managing to block the knees to the body from Gash.
Bojangles lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gash backwards.
Gash tries to work over Bojangles's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gash blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gash lands a knee to the body.
Harry Gash seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bojangles.
Bojangles is trying to break the clinch but Gash is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles throws a punch but it's blocked by Gash.
Gash can't find room to land a body shot as Bojangles controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Gash fails to land.
Gash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bojangles swings wildly with an uppercut but Gash uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gash.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bojangles managing to block the knees to the body from Gash.
Bojangles on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gash is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bojangles is defending well for now.
Gash missing with knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bojangles.
Gash misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bojangles.
Gash trying to land knees to the body.
Gash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bojangles throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bojangles.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gash blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bojangles lands with a left to the head.
Gash scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gash lands with a short shot to the head.
Gash misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bojangles.

Gash is rocked!
Bojangles fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gash is still on wobbly legs! Can Bojangles finish him?
Bojangles fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bojangles on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bojangles creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Gash crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Gash face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Bojangles takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Mr Bojangles!
A victorious Mr Bojangles thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.