PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladislav Munchkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes into the arena with Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Munchkin

187 cm
31
231 lbs
22 - 16 - 0

199 cm
32
284 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vladislav Munchkin!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Taro Takaoka and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz swinging wildly here.
Munchkin connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
The crowd cheers as Doofenshmirtz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Munchkin doesn't seem phased though.
We've been told by Doofenshmirtz's head coaches at Fighting Fitness & Freedom that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that misses.
Munchkin does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Munchkin shoots in and gets a takedown into Doofenshmirtz's guard.
Doofenshmirtz looking for a sweep. Not yet Doofenshmirtz, not yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Munchkin.
Doofenshmirtz keeping moving, preventing Munchkin from controlling successfully.
Doofenshmirtz preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munchkin won't allow Doofenshmirtz to get back to his feet.
Munchkin trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Munchkin lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Doofenshmirtz working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Munchkin.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Munchkin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Munchkin moves out of range of the body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a really nice looking cross but Munchkin seems unphased.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Munchkin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Munchkin's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Doofenshmirtz connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Munchkin scrambles back to his feet.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz needs to keep his hands up - Munchkin had a free shot at his head there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Munchkin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Munchkin throws a leg kick
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice uppercut.
Good leg kick by Munchkin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Munchkin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Doofenshmirtz as he jumps to the side.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Munchkin tries to clinch there but Doofenshmirtz circles away.
Doofenshmirtz half committed to a counter leg kick.
Munchkin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Munchkin misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz throws a poor cross that misses

and Munchkin counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Munchkin throws a strike but Doofenshmirtz rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Munchkin keeping moving, preventing Doofenshmirtz from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Munchkin tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Munchkin is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Doofenshmirtz works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Doofenshmirtz tries to stand but can't do so whilst Munchkin controls his leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Doofenshmirtz tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Munchkin.
Doofenshmirtz seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Munchkin does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Munchkin is positioning himself well to prevent Doofenshmirtz advancing to mount.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin tries for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vladislav Munchkin will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Munchkin wants to clinch.
Munchkin lands with a nice body punch.
Jab by Doofenshmirtz.
A shot to the body from Munchkin misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Munchkin blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Munchkin.
Munchkin misses with a looping left.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Munchkin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munchkin misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses.
And Munchkin tries to counter it with a takedown but Doofenshmirtz pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Munchkin throws an off balance right hand
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a low kick, right behind Munchkin 's knee.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Munchkin avoids it easily.
Munchkin checks a leg kick nicely.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses.
Munchkin connects with a solid leg kick.
Munchkin throws a shot to the body.
Munchkin lands a slapping body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Munchkin getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Munchkin throws a body punch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.

Munchkin shoots in and gets a takedown into Doofenshmirtz's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Munchkin postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Doofenshmirtz swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Munchkin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Munchkin with a flurry of punches that miss.
Doofenshmirtz avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Munchkin has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Munchkin advances to half guard.
Vladislav Munchkin has got the better of the ground game so far.
Munchkin looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Doofenshmirtz with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Munchkin misses with a head shot. Doofenshmirtz uses the momentum to regain guard.
Doofenshmirtz working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Munchkin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin throwing strikes from guard but Doofenshmirtz blocks nicely.
Munchkin is looking to work some ground and pound but Doofenshmirtz has wrist control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Munchkin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Doofenshmirtz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Munchkin moved out of range.
That kick from Munchkin tenderised Doofenshmirtz's leg. Doofenshmirtz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Munchkin is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Doofenshmirtz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Munchkin looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick counter kick to the body but Munchkin avoids it.
Munchkin tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Doofenshmirtz is able to avoid easily.
Doofenshmirtz fires out a quick counter leg kick but Munchkin just manages to avoid it.
Danga de danga de dang - Doofenshmirtz scores with a four punch combination!
Doofenshmirtz throws a body shot but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Munchkin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Munchkin.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A slow jab from Munchkin misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big counter combination but Munchkin scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Doofenshmirtz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Munchkin.
Good exchange - Doofenshmirtz coming out on top.
Doofenshmirtz swinging wildly here.
And Munchkin tries to counter it with a takedown but Doofenshmirtz pushes his down on his head and steps out.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vladislav Munchkin will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's time! Doofenshmirtz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A big left from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Munchkin digs a good body shot into Doofenshmirtz's ribs.
Munchkin slips a straight right by Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin lunges at Doofenshmirtz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Doofenshmirtz's hand.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Munchkin.
Munchkin is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doofenshmirtz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Munchkin can pounce on him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Munchkin connects with a solid leg kick.
Munchkin scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz throws a push kick but Munchkin slaps the foot to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munchkin lands a glancing blow to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
Munchkin moves out of range of the body kick.
Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big right hand but Munchkin slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Munchkin shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Doofenshmirtz sprawls well. Doofenshmirtz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Munchkin gets slowly back to his feet.
That kick from Munchkin tenderised Doofenshmirtz's leg. Doofenshmirtz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Munchkin misses with a takedown attempt
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a two punch combo.
Munchkin slips a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fighters circling - Munchkin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Munchkin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Doofenshmirtz makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Munchkin blocks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Munchkin.
Munchkin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a jab to the body but Munchkin is just out of range.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Munchkin.
Munchkin throws a lazy right hand but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Munchkin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Munchkin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Munchkin misses with a takedown
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladislav Munchkin.
Munchkin throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Munchkin.
Munchkin tried to score with a low kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it.

Munchkin takes the fight into the clinch.
Munchkin tries to pull guard but Doofenshmirtz holds him up against the cage and eventually Munchkin drops back down to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz missing with knees to the body.

Munchkin pulls guard successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin pulls Doofenshmirtz in close to prevent any damage.
Munchkin controls Doofenshmirtz momentarily but Doofenshmirtz frees himself.
Munchkin is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Munchkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Doofenshmirtz.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
I think Munchkin has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 28:29
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 28:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vladislav Munchkin!
During a confident post fight interview, Vladislav Munchkin thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.