PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trent Quo Titan Kirbs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oscar Knockout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kirbs kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Steve Miller Band - The Joker. Oscar Knockout is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Quo Titan Kirbs
vs
Knockout

186 cm
32
221 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

195 cm
28
220 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Pitt Nutrition 160Q@$149

Spartan Nutrition
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Oscar Knockout!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knockout lands a jab-cross combination.
Knockout chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kirbs throws a combination that misses
and Knockout counters with a stiff right hand.
Knockout missing with a left hand there. Kirbs was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd cheers as Kirbs lands an impressive looking overhand right. Knockout doesn't seem phased though.

It looks like Oscar Knockout has been cut.
A slow jab from Kirbs misses its intended target.
Knockout throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kirbs sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kirbs misses with an uppercut. Knockout saw that one coming.
Kirbs misses with a shot to the body
and Knockout counters with a stiff right hand.
Kirbs changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kirbs paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kirbs throws a sloppy head kick and Knockout moves out of range easily.
Knockout throws an overhand right that lands on Kirbs's shoulder, as Kirbs tries to avoid the shot.
Kirbs looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Despite the aggression on Knockout's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A low kick from Kirbs misses
and Kirbs takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A big left from Kirbs misses.
A punch combination from Kirbs misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knockout misses with an uppercut.
Kirbs takes a swing at Knockout's ribcage but misses.
Knockout avoids a kick to the body.
Knockout lunges at Kirbs with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kirbs's hand.
Kirbs uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Knockout.
Kirbs throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Knockout to counter with a crisp jab.
Kirbs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kirbs throws a body shot but no joy.
Kirbs throws a body shot but no joy.
We've been informed that Knockout has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Knockout takes one to the chin there.
Kirbs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kirbs throws a head kick but Knockout moves out of range.
Knockout swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Knockout misses with a left hand
and Kirbs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kirbs throws a head kick but Knockout moves out of range.
Knockout might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kirbs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Knockout.
Kirbs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Knockout on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kirbs. Kirbs obviously looking to wear him down.
Knockout ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kirbs walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kirbs is looking to wear down Knockout with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kirbs misses with a hook. Knockout ducked under it nicely.
A head kick misses from Knockout.
Kirbs swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Knockout misses with a looping left.
Knockout walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kirbs misses with a body shot
and Knockout counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kirbs throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Knockout stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Knockout slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knockout's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Knockout duly obliges.
Kirbs looks to throw the jab but Knockout is out of range.
Knockout tries to score with a low kick but Kirbs moves his leg out of the way.
Knockout misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kirbs lunges at Knockout with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Knockout's hand.
Kirbs dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kirbs throws a leg kick which misses Knockout's front leg but catches the back leg as Knockout tries to avoid it.

Knockout tries to keep at a distance but Kirbs has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kirbs lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kirbs comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Knockout wants to break free but Kirbs has control.
Kirbs looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kirbs pushes Knockout back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kirbs misses with a body punch.
Kirbs has Knockout pressed against the cage, preventing Knockout from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Knockout is trying to break the clinch but Kirbs has him pressed against the cage.
Kirbs struggles to land a body shot inside as Knockout controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knockout tries to break the clinch but Kirbs is controlling the position.
Kirbs comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That has opened up Oscar Knockout's cut even more.
Kirbs has Knockout pressed against the cage, preventing Knockout from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kirbs throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kirbs lands a damaging elbow.

Knockout's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Knockout lands a jab to the head.
The fighters circling - Knockout throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A punch lands to the side of Knockout 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kirbs tries to land a front kick but Knockout steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Knockout swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Knockout walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kirbs blocks the body kick.
Kirbs lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kirbs fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Knockout is out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kirbs darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kirbs tries to work over Knockout's front leg with a kick but Knockout checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trent Quo Titan Kirbs dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Oscar Knockout's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A combination from Knockout does no damage.
Knockout goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Kirbs is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kirbs looks for the body kick but Knockout saw that one coming.
Knockout misses with a head kick.
Knockout takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kirbs plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kirbs misses with an uppercut
and Knockout counters with a three punch combo that has Kirbs backing up. Kirbs nods at Knockout to acknowledge the strikes.
Knockout misses with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kirbs lands with an overhand left.
Some wild striking there from Knockout.
Kirbs lands with a right hand.
Kirbs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Knockout manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirbs showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Knockout.

Kirbs gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Kirbs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Knockout moves out of range as Kirbs strikes.
Knockout throws a shot from downtown. Kirbs moves away and avoids it.
Kirbs misses with a hook. Knockout ducked under it nicely.
Knockout misses with a head kick.
Kirbs was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kirbs misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Trent Quo Titan Kirbs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Knockout shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kirbs eats them both and turns towards Knockout to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Trent Quo Titan Kirbs has been cut.
Knockout lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Knockout doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kirbs throws the left hand but Knockout avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs slips a straight right by Knockout.
Knockout looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kirbs scores with a jab. Knockout acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

The cut above Oscar Knockout's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Knockout takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kirbs fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Knockout.
Kirbs comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Knockout walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kirbs checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kirbs with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good shot there by Kirbs.
Knockout takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A head kick from Kirbs lands but Knockout takes it in his stride.
Knockout scores with a punch to the head.
Kirbs throws a low kick but Knockout moves out of range easily.
Kirbs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Knockout manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs takes a head kick and keeps coming.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kirbs crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Knockout - the referee stops the clock and Kirbs gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Knockout. Kirbs manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Knockout takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
An inside leg kick from Kirbs misses.
Kirbs uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Knockout.
Knockout throws a hook to the side of Kirbs's head but Kirbs sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kirbs dips to his left and cracks Knockout with an uppercut!

Oscar Knockout's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Kirbs throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kirbs misses with a hook. Knockout ducked under it nicely.
Kirbs pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Knockout works over Kirbs's head and body with a nice combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kirbs staying out of range there.
Kirbs appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kirbs misses with a straight left.
Knockout misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kirbs.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Oscar Knockout's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
A victorious Trent Quo Titan Kirbs thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.