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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gully God (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo-Landi Vi$$er (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). God comes into the arena with justin morgan gin and juice blaring out of the sound system. Vi$$er is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Enter The Ninja. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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166 lbs
29 - 15 - 2 |
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179 cm
38
165 lbs
23 - 17 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Gully God!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yo-Landi Vi$$er!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vi$$er misses with a telegraphed body shot
and God cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vi$$er scoring well with a low kick there.
Vi$$er closes the distance looking to clinch
and God counters with a stiff right hand.
God chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Vi$$er can pounce on him.
Vi$$er scores with a push kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vi$$er lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and God has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from God and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
God is looking for a counter combo.
Vi$$er misses with a body kick.
As Vi$$er backs away, God returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Vi$$er swings and misses with a hook to the body.
God throws a big counter combination but Vi$$er scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vi$$er takes a swing at God's ribcage but misses.
It looked like God was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Vi$$er.
Vi$$er misses with an uppercut
and Vi$$er takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vi$$er throws a half hearted mid kick.
Vi$$er looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? God is fending him off so far but Vi$$er persists. Nope, God circles away and we're back to standing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Vi$$er with that takedown attempt.
Vi$$er fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but God is out of range.
God went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Vi$$er fakes high and swings low for a body shot but God manages to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Vi$$er.
Vi$$er misses with a hook
and God counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gully God is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vi$$er with a jab.
Vi$$er throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and God counters with a straight right hand.
Vi$$er plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Vi$$er slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Vi$$er misses the shot to the body.
Vi$$er misses the body punch
and God connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vi$$er misses with a body punch
and God counters with a nice right hand that sends Vi$$er toppling to the canvas! Vi$$er scrambles and gets back to his feet - can God finish him?!
Vi$$er is rocked!
Vi$$er is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down God rather than just go for the knockout.
A punch lands to the side of God 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Vi$$er is still on wobbly legs! Can God finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vi$$er throws a shot to the body.
God avoids a kick to the body.
God throws a big counter combination but Vi$$er scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Vi$$er throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
God is looking for a counter combo.
Vi$$er seems to have recovered his senses.
Vi$$er shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and God counters with a straight right hand.
Gully God has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yo-Landi Vi$$er.
Vi$$er scores with a leg kick.
God keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A quick step to the side and God tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vi$$er misses with a low kick.
God went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
God ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vi$$er looks to land a body kick but God moved away.
God tried to counter with a leg kick but Vi$$er avoided it.
Vi$$er looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Vi$$er gets off balance looking for a body kick
and God counters with a crisp right that sends Vi$$er to the canvas! God follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gully God!
Gully God really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that VIRAL COMBAT logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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