PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rudy Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DJ Dillafoshaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Rudy Parker has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rudy Parker seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Parker
vs
Dillafoshaw

190 cm
25
211 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
210 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rudy Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, DJ Dillafoshaw!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker clobbers Dillafoshaw with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Dillafoshaw is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Parker scores with a punch to the head.
Parker misses with a hook

and Dillafoshaw moves into the clinch.
Parker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Dillafoshaw.

It looks like Rudy Parker has been cut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dillafoshaw.
Parker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dillafoshaw comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dillafoshaw landing knees to the body.
Dillafoshaw using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Parker is breathing heavily.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dillafoshaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dillafoshaw lands a nice elbow.
Dillafoshaw lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dillafoshaw comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Rudy Parker's cut is getting worse.
Dillafoshaw comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dillafoshaw displaying some good clinch control by pressing Parker up against the cage.
Dillafoshaw lands an elbow inside.

Rudy Parker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Rudy Parker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). DJ Dillafoshaw!
A very excited looking DJ Dillafoshaw rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.