PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John McClane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Dredd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McClane kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Jesus Built My Hotrod. Dredd has chosen I Am The Law! as his entrance music. McClane is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

McClane
vs
Dredd

182 cm
38
201 lbs
27 - 15 - 2

188 cm
30
214 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, John McClane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jackson Dredd!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McClane is breathing heavily.
McClane throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dredd changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dredd throws a leg kick that misses.
McClane walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like John McClane has been cut.
Dredd takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McClane misses with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from McClane.
McClane smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dredd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McClane but McClane pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McClane drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

McClane is rocked!
Dredd weaves into range and cracks McClane right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! McClane goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Dredd is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jackson Dredd!
A relieved looking Jackson Dredd thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
John McClane spoke after the fight, saying 'Dingy dingy son of a gun...'.