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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inappropriate Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Drago (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inappropriate Boner has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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280 lbs
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150 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Inappropriate Boner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ivan Drago!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Peter Branson and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boner jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Boner closes the distance and clinches.
Boner working Drago over with knees to the body.
Drago is trying to force a seperation but Boner has the dominant position.
Drago takes a knee to the side of the body.
Drago looks winded!
Boner landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Boner with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Boner working Drago over with knees to the body.
Boner landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Boner manages to break the clinch.
Boner has closed the distance and engaged Drago in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Boner.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Boner crunches a lovely knee into Drago's ribcage.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boner lands a big right hand that sends Drago crashing to the mat! Boner stays standing though and waves Drago back to his feet!
It looks like Ivan Drago has been cut.
Boner fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Drago, pushing him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drago takes a knee to the side of the body.
Boner scores with a knee to the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Boner as Drago tries to tie him up.
Boner manages to break the clinch.
Boner sends Drago crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Boner is motioning to the referee to let Drago up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Drago is rocked!
Boner fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boner moves into range and clinches up with Drago.
Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boner clinches up with Drago and pushes him back against the cage.
Boner throws a big uppercut that drops Drago! More strikes from Boner and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Drago lies dazed against the cage as Boner celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Inappropriate Boner!
A victorious Inappropriate Boner thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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