PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Decision Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pyry Perkele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Perkele has chosen Perkele as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Decision Machine has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Machine
vs
Perkele

205 cm
39
211 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

188 cm
32
218 lbs
30 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear
GREEN!160

Perkele!
Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Decision Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Pyry Perkele!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Phil Schofield and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine takes a swing at Perkele's ribcage but misses.
Machine throws a head kick that Perkele semi-blocks.
Perkele tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A clash of legs there as Machine blocks the low kick.
Machine checks the leg kick nicely there.
Perkele checks the leg kick nicely there.
Perkele throws a leg kick that misses.
Machine throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Perkele takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Perkele keeps Machine at a distance using the push kick.
Machine stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Perkele.
Machine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Perkele's sensitive parts.
Machine wants to slow Perkele down by chopping away at his legs.
Machine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Perkele was well out of range. Poor timing from Machine.
Perkele feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Machine's calf.
Machine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Perkele takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Machine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Machine has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Perkele.

Machine lands a big head kick that sends Perkele tumbling to the mat! Machine takes a step backwards and waves Perkele back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Perkele is rocked!
Perkele misses with a low kick as Machine jumps back.
Perkele connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine throws a half hearted mid kick.
Machine checks a low kick from Perkele.
Perkele wants to slow Machine down by chopping away at his legs.
Perkele uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Machine has time to react.
Perkele is looking to land body kicks.
Perkele throws a body kick that misses.
Machine blocks the body kick.
Machine swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A solid leg kick lands there for Machine.
Machine blocks the body kick.
Perkele looks for the body kick but Machine saw that one coming.
Perkele throws a looping overhand right but Machine ducks down to avoid it.
Perkele misses with a looping left.
Machine clobbers Perkele with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A big left from Perkele misses.
Crunch! Perkele slams his shin into Machine's torso.
Perkele fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Perkele slips under a jab.
Machine misses with a body kick.
Machine pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Perkele back to the cage. Machine follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Machine throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Perkele avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Machine with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Perkele connects with a body shot.
Machine looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Machine backing away here, and Perkele unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Perkele throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Machine stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Perkele throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Perkele fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Machine.
Perkele throws a good cross that connects.
A looping hook to the body misses from Machine. Perkele does a little dance to reset his feet.
Perkele moves away from the strike by Machine.
Both fighters circling a little - Perkele finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Machine gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Perkele.
Perkele moves out of range of the strikes.
Perkele scores with a nice body kick.
Perkele moves into range and connects with a jab.
Perkele blocks a jab.
Perkele avoids the head kick by Machine.
Perkele shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Perkele misses with a low kick as Machine jumps back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Perkele lands with a kick to the ribs.
Machine is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Perkele throws a looping overhand right but Machine ducks down to avoid it.
A lazy left from Perkele finds it's target.
Machine takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Machine attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Perkele takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Machine really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That kick from Perkele tenderised Machine's leg. Machine is trying to keep his angry face on.
Perkele misses with a low kick.
Perkele cracks Machine with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
An inside leg kick from Machine misses.

Perkele lands a left and a right that send Machine crashing to the mat, dazed. Perkele thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Machine is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Perkele blocks a head kick by Machine.
Oh Machine is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Perkele lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Machine - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pyry Perkele!
Pyry Perkele really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Perkele! logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.