PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mr Bojangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Dallas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bojangles
vs
Dallas

200 cm
25
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

198 cm
25
285 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Great low kicks
Very strong

Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mr Bojangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Joe Dallas!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bojangles jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Dallas moves into the clinch successfully.
Bojangles definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dallas lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bojangles stalling in the clinch but Dallas improves position.
Dallas blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dallas struggles to land a body shot inside as Bojangles controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dallas.
Dallas cracks Bojangles with a nice body shot.
Dallas lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dallas lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dallas lands with a right to the head.
Dallas scores with a shoulder strike.

Bojangles is rocked!
Dallas misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dallas misses with a punch to the body.
Dallas tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dallas has Bojangles pressed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Dallas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dallas misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bojangles goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bojangles working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bojangles misses with some punches.
Dallas scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dallas misses with the head strike.
Dallas lands with a short shot to the head.
Dallas is working Bojangles over against the cage.
Bojangles is breathing heavily.
Bojangles blocks a body shot from Dallas.
Dallas scores with a nice hook to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dallas.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dallas.
Oh Bojangles is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dallas lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bojangles backwards.

Still in the clinch, Dallas cracks Bojangles with a big elbow that drops him to the floor! Great elbow by Dallas! Will Bojangles beat the count? 2,3,4,5 - he's back up on 5 and seems OK to continue. Back to the action!

It looks like Mr Bojangles has been cut.
Dallas has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dallas lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bojangles has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bojangles and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bojangles on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bojangles seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bojangles misses with a low kick.
Bojangles keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bojangles takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dallas connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bojangles momentarily.
Bojangles throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dallas sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dallas blocks the body kick.

Dallas instigates a clinch.
Dallas lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bojangles or not.
Dallas digs a right hand into Bojangles's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bojangles's gas tank.
Dallas lands an elbow inside.
Dallas struggles to land a body shot inside as Bojangles controls his hands.
Dallas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dallas scores with a shoulder strike.
Dallas lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bojangles backwards.
A body shot lands from Dallas.
Dallas tries a body shot but Bojangles blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dallas creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Bojangles crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!
Bojangles misses with a head kick.

Bojangles ducks into a a hook from Dallas and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dallas throws a head kick but Bojangles moves out of range.
Dallas fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bojangles looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dallas fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dallas cracks the inside of Bojangles's front leg.
Joe Dallas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dallas cracks Bojangles with an open hand slap.
Bojangles throws out a loose jab but Dallas uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bojangles uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dallas.
Dallas cracks Bojangles with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Bojangles is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Bojangles is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Bojangles could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Joe Dallas!
During a confident post fight interview, Joe Dallas thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.