PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby SmallPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tonothan Kuhula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kuhula has chosen Native Drums from the South Pacific as his entrance music. Tonothan Kuhula will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

SmallPants
vs
Kuhula

193 cm
27
255 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

212 cm
35
280 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

GREEN!160

KaotiK

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby SmallPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tonothan Kuhula!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuhula keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SmallPants.
Kuhula loads up on a big right hand but SmallPants slips the punch.
SmallPants throws a series of punches but Kuhula moves out of range.
Kuhula throws out a counter right but SmallPants avoids it with no problem.
SmallPants has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kuhula falls off balance throwing a combination
and SmallPants counters with a nice uppercut.
SmallPants lands a body shot.
Kuhula jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
SmallPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
SmallPants looks to land a right hand but Kuhula moved out of range.
SmallPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kuhula moves away.
A big right from SmallPants misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kuhula scores with a crisp jab that stopped SmallPants in his tracks.
Kuhula throws a nice looking combination but SmallPants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
SmallPants moves out of range of the strikes.

SmallPants closes the distance and pushes Kuhula back into the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Kuhula breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SmallPants scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kuhula lands a right hook to the body.
SmallPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
SmallPants lands with a hook. Kuhula tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A combination from Kuhula does no damage.
Kuhula throws a left and a right that both miss
letting SmallPants counter with a right hand.
Kuhula lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
SmallPants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tonothan Kuhula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
SmallPants throws a good cross that connects.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kuhula throws a right and a left that SmallPants avoids nicely.
Kuhula misses with a lunging right hand
letting SmallPants counter with a right hand.
Kuhula dodges the punch combination from SmallPants.
Kuhula goes for a double leg but SmallPants avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as SmallPants continues to drive forward.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuhula misses with a body shot.
Kuhula misses with a body shot.
Kuhula throws a shot from downtown. SmallPants moves away and avoids it.
SmallPants misses with an uppercut. Kuhula saw that one coming.
Kuhula throws a counter combo.
SmallPants lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Tonothan Kuhula has been cut.
SmallPants staying out of range there.
SmallPants misses with a left hand
and Kuhula counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
SmallPants avoids the body shot from Kuhula.
SmallPants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kuhula.
An attempted straight right counter from SmallPants misses the target.
Bobby SmallPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kuhula lands a right hook to the body.
Kuhula throws a jab but it's blocked by SmallPants.
SmallPants throws a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuhula looks for a takedown but SmallPants sprawls well.
SmallPants slips a jab and a cross from Kuhula.
An attempted straight right counter from SmallPants misses the target.
Kuhula throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kuhula moves away from the strike by SmallPants.
SmallPants throws the left hand but Kuhula avoids the punch easily.
Kuhula takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
SmallPants defending well as Kuhula loads up on a big left hand.
Kuhula throws a lazy right hand but SmallPants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
SmallPants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kuhula is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SmallPants.
SmallPants is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kuhula pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
SmallPants is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Nice shot lands for Kuhula.
SmallPants looks to throw the jab but Kuhula is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuhula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kuhula fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bobby SmallPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tonothan Kuhula.
Kuhula waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract SmallPants.
Kuhula throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kuhula misses with a double jab
and SmallPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
SmallPants moves away from the strike by Kuhula.
SmallPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kuhula.
Kuhula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
SmallPants moves away from the strike by Kuhula.

Kuhula shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Kuhula showed some decent athleticism there.
Kuhula trying to control the action but SmallPants is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Tonothan Kuhula will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tonothan Kuhula's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kuhula swings for the body but SmallPants moves out of range.
Kuhula throws a hook but SmallPants blocks it.
SmallPants takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Some wild striking there from Kuhula.
SmallPants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Kuhula misses with a looping right.
Kuhula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from SmallPants.
Kuhula lands a nice looking body shot.
Kuhula misses with a left hand
and Kuhula takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kuhula misses with a straight left.
A quick step to the side and SmallPants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SmallPants drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kuhula misses with a wild body shot.
Kuhula misses with a left hand
and SmallPants counters with a straight right hand.
Kuhula swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It looked like SmallPants wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuhula throws an ugly left hook that misses
and SmallPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
SmallPants takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Tonothan Kuhula seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kuhula clobbers SmallPants with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
SmallPants walks into a jab.
Kuhula shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with SmallPants but SmallPants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kuhula lands with an uppercut that bounces SmallPants off the cage and back into range.
SmallPants swings for the body but Kuhula moves out of range.
Kuhula throws a lazy uppercut
and SmallPants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kuhula swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and SmallPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
SmallPants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kuhula on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
SmallPants lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SmallPants lands a nice shot to the body.
Kuhula fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kuhula misses with a jab, cross combination.
An attempted straight right counter from SmallPants misses the target.
Kuhula misses with a straight right.
SmallPants throwing a counter right hand but Kuhula manages to avoid it.
Kuhula throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and SmallPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Kuhula is breathing heavily.
Sloppy strikes from SmallPants. Those never looked like landing.
As SmallPants backs off Kuhula throws a huge counter combo but SmallPants manages to avoid it all.
SmallPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Kuhula.
SmallPants connects with a nice looking jab.
Kuhula falls off balance throwing a combination
and SmallPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kuhula throws a series of punches but SmallPants avoids them all with ease.
SmallPants was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kuhula keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SmallPants.
SmallPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kuhula moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Kuhula misses its intended target.
Kuhula works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kuhula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from SmallPants.
Kuhula misses with a combination
and SmallPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kuhula looks to land a right hand but SmallPants moved out of range.
Kuhula misses with a double jab.
SmallPants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kuhula misses with a right hand
enabling SmallPants to counter with a crisp jab.
Kuhula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but SmallPants manages to avoid it.
SmallPants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Kuhula walks into a straight right hand from SmallPants.

That has opened up Tonothan Kuhula's cut even more.
SmallPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kuhula swings for the body but SmallPants moves out of range.
Kuhula uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SmallPants.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuhula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kuhula throws a combination but it was largely blocked by SmallPants.
SmallPants is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A slow jab from SmallPants misses its intended target.
SmallPants slips a jab from Kuhula.
SmallPants lands a jab-cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kuhula throws a left and a right that both miss
and SmallPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Kuhula is rocked!

The cut above Tonothan Kuhula's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kuhula stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

SmallPants sends Kuhula crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! SmallPants is motioning to the referee to let Kuhula up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Kuhula is still on wobbly legs! Can SmallPants finish him?
SmallPants fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Kuhula out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Bobby SmallPants!
A very excited looking Bobby SmallPants made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.