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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sun Burn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Inappropriate Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Sun Burn has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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270 lbs
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177 cm
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280 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sun Burn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Inappropriate Boner!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burn throws a shot to the body.
Burn avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Burn tries to counter by clinching up but Boner breaks away and moves out of range.
Boner looks to score with a jab to the body but Burn is just out of range.
Burn just misses with a punch to the body.
Boner throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Burn counters with a one-two to the body.
Burn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boner.
Boner scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Burn takes a swing at Boner's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Boner! But no joy.
Boner looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Boner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boner is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Burn paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Boner throws a right hand that misses
and Burn counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burn feints and then cracks Boner's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Boner down.
Burn ducks under a wild hook from Boner.
Boner is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Burn is looking to slow Boner down with leg kicks.
Burn lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Boner misses the shot to the body.
Burn is looking to counter the offense by Boner and move into the clinch.
An inside leg kick from Burn misses.
Burn buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boner looks to throw the jab but Burn is out of range.
Burn circles away from the clinch attempt.
Burn throwing a counter right hand but Boner manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from Burn misses.
Burn scores with a jab to the head.
Burn connects with a looping right hand.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A punch lands to the side of Boner 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Burn throws a low kick but it's checked well by Boner.
Boner with a jab.
It looks like Sun Burn has been cut.
Boner has Burn up against the cage in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Burn.
Burn tries to land knees in the clinch but Boner avoids the damage to the body.
Burn has had enough of the clinch but Boner keeps him there for the moment.
Burn tries to land knees in the clinch but Boner avoids the damage to the body.
Burn wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Burn takes a knee to the side of the body.
Burn is breathing heavily.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Burn avoids the damage to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Boner.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burn is defending well for now.
Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boner closes the distance and pushes Burn back into the cage.
Boner scores with a knee to the head.
Burn is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Burn avoids the damage to the body.
Burn managing to block the knees to the body from Boner.
Burn using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Boner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Boner landing knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Boner.
Boner working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Boner using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Burn avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Boner.
Boner is leaning against Burn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boner crunches a lovely knee into Burn's ribcage.
Boner slows down the pace here.
Boner looking to throw knees to the head but Burn is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Burn throws a big shot that misses.
A little jabbing left from Boner on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boner drives through and clinches with Burn against the cage.
Boner works on Burn's body with a couple of short punches.
Boner digs a right hand into Burn's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Burn's gas tank.
Burn managing to block the knees to the body from Boner.
A short body shot lands from Boner as the two fighters clinch.
Burn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Burn avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Boner avoids a wild elbow strike from Burn.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Burn avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Boner landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Boner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Boner with a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boner connects with a nasty looking knee right to Burn's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Boner lands a nice shot to the body.
Burn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boner lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Burn on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Boner landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Burn takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Boner darts in and clinches Burn up against the cage.
Boner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Boner cracks Burn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Sun Burn's cut is getting worse.
Boner instigates a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Burn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Boner is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burn.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Inappropriate Boner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sun Burn's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Boner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A counter left hand to the body from Burn misses its target.
Boner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Burn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice body punch from Boner.
Boner misses with a straight right.
Boner misses with a looping right.
Burn avoids the body shot from Boner.
Boner throws the left hand but Burn avoids the punch easily.
Burn steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boner.
Boner throws a body shot but no joy.
Boner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boner takes the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Boner obliges.
Burn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boner stalling the fight.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Boner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boner drops Burn with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Burn looks back up at him and smiles so Boner waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Burn is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burn ducks into an uppercut from Boner and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Inappropriate Boner!
Inappropriate Boner thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Sun Burn stepped up to the mic, saying 'Time to go change my clothes! I'll be back with a better plan next time. At least my manager buys me fancy clothes.'.
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FIGHT
RATING
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