PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mister Average (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustache Muchacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Average
vs
Muchacho

165 cm
25
145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

165 cm
25
144 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mister Average!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mustache Muchacho!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Average stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Muchacho.

Muchacho closes the distance and clinches.
Average working aggressively here.
Muchacho looking to throw knees to the head but Average is blocking nicely.
Muchacho leaning against his opponent.
Average definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Average misses with a body punch.
Muchacho with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Average misses with some punches.
Average misses with a hook to the ribs.
Muchacho will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Average up against the cage.
Average can't find room to land a body shot as Muchacho controls the action.
Muchacho looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Muchacho lands a nice knee to the body.
Average is working for takedown but Muchacho is calmly controlling the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Average misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muchacho blocks a body shot from Average.
Muchacho putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Average in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Muchacho misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Average.
Muchacho is pushing Average up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Knees in the clinch landing for Muchacho.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muchacho scores with a knee to the head.
Muchacho has Average pressed against the cage.
Muchacho is trying to stall.
Muchacho tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Average avoids it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Muchacho pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Muchacho scoring well with a low kick there.
Muchacho blocks a low kick nicely.
Average dives in and grabs Muchacho's left leg, looking for a takedown. Muchacho pushes down on Average's head and hops out.
Average throws a sloppy head kick and Muchacho moves out of range easily.
Average throws a body punch but Muchacho moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muchacho, right into the meat.
Muchacho throws a push kick but Average slaps the foot to one side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muchacho throws a sloppy head kick and Average moves out of range easily.
Average on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Muchacho tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Muchacho keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Muchacho throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Muchacho will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Muchacho with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mustache Muchacho is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muchacho throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Muchacho misses with a body kick.
Muchacho steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Average.
Average sets himself, and Muchacho steps forward looking for the clinch! Average avoids it this time.
Average lands a nice leg kick that just misses Muchacho's sensitive parts.
Average blocks a head kick by Muchacho.

Muchacho clinches up against the cage.

Muchacho pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Muchacho misses with a head kick.
Average avoids the head kick by Muchacho.

Muchacho darts in and clinches Average up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Average tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Muchacho just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Average. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Muchacho blocking some punches.
Muchacho scores a nice knee to the body.
Muchacho tries to land knees in the clinch but Average avoids the damage to the body.
Average scores with a shot to the side of Muchacho's head.
Come on Muchacho - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Muchacho is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Average is defending well for now.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Muchacho with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Muchacho prevents a body shot from Average.
Average takes a knee right on the jaw!
A short right from Average on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Average.
Muchacho is stalling here.
Average managing to block the knees to the body from Muchacho.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Average has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Muchacho after a bit of a struggle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Average.
Average is trying to pull guard but Muchacho has him pressed against the cage.
Muchacho misses with a knee strike.
Average is trying to drag Muchacho to the mat but Muchacho just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Muchacho tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Average avoids it.
Average avoiding damage as Muchacho throws knees to the body.
Muchacho tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Average leaning his opponent against the cage.

Average jumps guard.

Average has his feet on Muchacho's thighs here. He's pushed Muchacho off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Muchacho screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mister Average!
Mister Average seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.