PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Winston Churchill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Caffrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nick Caffrey was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Churchill
vs
Caffrey

170 cm
22
165 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

190 cm
25
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Winston Churchill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nick Caffrey!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Churchill closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Caffrey drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Churchill gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Caffrey takes a shot to the head.
Caffrey is trying to force a seperation but Churchill has the dominant position.
Churchill swings wildly with an uppercut but Caffrey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Churchill throws a punch but it's blocked by Caffrey.
Caffrey is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A short right from Churchill.
Churchill throws a head punch that misses.
Churchill throws a punch but it's blocked by Caffrey.
A short uppercut from Churchill.
Caffrey is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Churchill to keep the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Churchill.
Still in the clinch, Churchill scores with a nice short uppercut.
Churchill throws a head punch that misses.
Caffrey is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Churchill pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Winston Churchill has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nick Caffrey.
Caffrey blocks an uppercut.

Caffrey decides to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Churchill is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Churchill pushing down on Caffrey's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Churchill works his way into side control.
Caffrey is not content to let Churchill control the position.
Churchill advances to full mount.
Churchill content just to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Churchill tries to control but Caffrey wriggling away.

Churchill stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Caffrey with a lazy takedown attempt
and Churchill counters with a one-two to the body.
A punch combination from Churchill misses.
Caffrey shoots in and drives through. Churchill sprawls well.
Churchill throws a series of punches but Caffrey moves out of range.
Caffrey slips a jab and a cross from Churchill.
And Caffrey tries to counter it with a takedown but Churchill pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A left and a right from Churchill both land. Nice combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Caffrey misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Churchill clinches.
Churchill lands a shoulder strike.
Churchill lands a shoulder strike.
Churchill throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Caffreys head.
Still in the clinch, Churchill scores with a nice short uppercut.
Churchill lands a shoulder strike.
Churchill lands a shoulder strike.

Caffrey is rocked!
Churchill swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Churchill prevents the takedown attempt.
Caffrey looks winded!
Churchill swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Churchill lands with a right to the head.
Churchill lands with a light punch inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Churchill lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Caffrey is still on wobbly legs! Can Churchill finish him?
Churchill swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Churchill lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Churchill drops Caffrey onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Caffrey is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Churchill drops Caffrey onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Caffrey is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Churchill creates a bit of distance and unloads a huge uppercut that knocks Caffrey out cold! The ref dives in to break up the two fighters! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Winston Churchill!
Winston Churchill really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that The Kings Attire and Laundry logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.