PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lyle Stinkletits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Cartona (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lyle Stinkletits is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stinkletits
vs
Cartona

192 cm
23
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

184 cm
19
202 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Big Bear Nutrition 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lyle Stinkletits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joey Cartona!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paul Aken and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkletits lands with a thumping leg kick.
Stinkletits fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartona looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice jab there from Cartona.
Stinkletits misses with a takedown attempt
and Cartona counters with a three punch combo that has Stinkletits backing up. Stinkletits nods at Cartona to acknowledge the strikes.
Good work by Cartona as he checks the leg kick.
Cartona lands with a hook. Stinkletits tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Stinkletits swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Stinkletits takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cartona throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cartona checks a leg kick.
Good work by Stinkletits as he checks the leg kick.
Stinkletits throws the kick towards the body but Cartona avoids it.
Stinkletits throws a body punch but Cartona moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartona throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cartona lands with a shot to the body.
Cartona turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Stinkletits misses with a low kick.
Cartona swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stinkletits fails with the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkletits tries a head kick but it misses.
Stinkletits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joey Cartona is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stinkletits misses with a head kick.
Cartona scores with a leg kick.
Stinkletits is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Stinkletits fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lyle Stinkletits. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stinkletits shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cartona as he avoids it easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cartona.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cartona. That's going to slow Stinkletits down.
Cartona checks a leg kick.
Cartona throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stinkletits.
Stinkletits lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Cartona fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cartona dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cartona.
Stinkletits thows a body kick. Cartona tries to catch it but that hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartona lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Stinkletits backs up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartona tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stinkletits changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cartona tries to avoid it but Stinkletits manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cartona to the ground. Cartona escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Stinkletits throws a body shot but no joy.
Stinkletits slips a jab and a cross from Cartona.
Stinkletits quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Stinkletits has been working on his boxing with his coaches at B.P.A.: 3220+ SKILL PTS COACHES + 160Q SUPPLEMENT in the buildup to the fight.
Cartona stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cartona scores with a hook to the body. Stinkletits takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cartona scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cartona connects with an inside leg kick.
Stinkletits fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartona is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cartona cracks Stinkletits with an open hand slap.
Cartona connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Stinkletits moves in looking to clinch but Cartona pushes him off.
Cartona dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Stinkletits. That did some damage!
Stinkletits attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Joey Cartona seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartona works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartona listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Stinkletits.
Nice shot by Cartona.
Stinkletits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cartona. Cartona obviously looking to wear him down.
Cartona moves out of range as Stinkletits throws a body kick.
Stinkletits chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cartona can pounce on him.

Stinkletits has closed the distance and engaged Cartona in a clinch.
Come on Cartona - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Cartona lands a hook that snaps the head of Stinkletits backwards.
Stinkletits has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Cartona after a bit of a struggle.
Cartona makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cartona blocking some punches.
Stinkletits throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cartonas head.
Stinkletits working aggressively here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stinkletits can't get the takedown.
Cartona will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Stinkletits up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinkletits is trying to pull guard but Cartona turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cartona is stalling here.
Stinkletits tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Stinkletits is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Cartona is defending well.
A bit of stalling here from Cartona.
Cartona works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stinkletits is breathing heavily.
Cartona lands a left hand.
Stinkletits can't get the takedown.
Cartona lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cartona softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stinkletits has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cartona avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Cartona.
Stinkletits goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Cartona's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Cartona dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cartona with a hook.
Stinkletits throws a sloppy head kick and Cartona moves out of range easily.
Cartona looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cartona smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Stinkletits wants to clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cartona.
Stinkletits doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cartona lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stinkletits at a distance.
Cartona throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartona lands a front kick.
Stinkletits throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cartona's head.
Cartona lands a head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stinkletits throws a sloppy head kick and Cartona moves out of range easily.
Cartona feints and then cracks Stinkletits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stinkletits down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkletits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cartona. Cartona obviously looking to wear him down.
Stinkletits shoots in but no luck this time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stinkletits throws a head kick but Cartona moves out of range.
Cartona flicks out a counter leg kick but Stinkletits steps away.
Stinkletits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cartona lands a nice shot to the body.
Cartona thumps Stinkletits with a low kick.
Stinkletits walks into a stiff left hand from Cartona.
Stinkletits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cartona.
Cartona lands a right hook to the body.
Cartona cracks Stinkletits with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cartona lands a nice looking body shot.
Joey Cartona seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartona dips to his left and cracks Stinkletits with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartona lands a jab.
Cartona thumps Stinkletits with a low kick.
Cartona lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkletits on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Cartona throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cartona scores with a shot to the body.
Stinkletits looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Stinkletits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stinkletits tries to clinch up.
Stinkletits misses with a head kick.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartona. That snapped Stinkletits's head back.
Stinkletits wants to clinch.
Stinkletits misses with a body kick.
Cartona lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cartona thumps Stinkletits with a low kick.
Stinkletits misses with a leg kick.
Cartona dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartona fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cartona. That's going to slow Stinkletits down.
Cartona stuffs the takedown attempt from Stinkletits. Stinkletits gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartona scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cartona punishes Stinkletits's body with a nice straight punch.
Cartona feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stinkletits's calf.
Stinkletits throws a head kick that misses.
Cartona connects with a solid leg kick.
Stinkletits shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cartona sprawls well. Cartona wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stinkletits gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartona feints a counter leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lyle Stinkletits. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartona throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartona fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Stinkletits walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cartona has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice shot lands for Cartona.
Cartona throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartona smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A cross from Cartona lands.
Cartona throws a leg kick which misses Stinkletits's front leg but catches the back leg as Stinkletits tries to avoid it.
Cartona feints and then cracks Stinkletits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stinkletits down.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartona blocks the leg kick.
Cartona scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cartona lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Cartona moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartona delivers a nice body kick.
Cartona throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cartona. Stinkletits shrugs it off though.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Stinkletits. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Nice shot by Cartona.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Cartona showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Stinkletits's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Cartona lands a jab to the nose.
Stinkletits wants to slow Cartona down by chopping away at his legs.
Stinkletits moves in looking to clinch but Cartona pushes him off.
Stinkletits tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cartona manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cartona! But no joy.
Cartona feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Stinkletitss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Stinkletits wants to clinch up but Cartona keeps it at a distance.
Stinkletits stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cartona.
Stinkletits stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cartona.
Cartona scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Stinkletits takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Cartona fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stinkletits has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartona lands a head shot.
Stinkletits on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stinkletits looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartona keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stinkletits looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Cartona!

Stinkletits looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cartona wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

Stinkletits wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Cartona, who protects the arm well.
Stinkletits prevents Cartona from escaping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartona defending against the ground and pound.
Stinkletits working the ground and pound but Cartona is defending the strikes.
Cartona takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Stinkletits wants to control but Cartona is keeping him busy.
Stinkletits tries to move into full mount but can't pass Cartona's legs.
Stinkletits is working hard here to advance position.
Stinkletits has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartona is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Stinkletits tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Stinkletits has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Stinkletits has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Stinkletits trying to control but Cartona is having none of it.
Lyle Stinkletits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stinkletits putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Stinkletits with the ground and pound from mount.
Stinkletits punching from mount but Cartona doing a good job of avoiding damage.

Stinkletits looking to secure an arm triangle but Cartona defends it well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stinkletits thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lyle Stinkletits showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cartona has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 27:29
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joey Cartona!