PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Dengel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Burnquist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dengel's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sweat Loaf. Bob Burnquist told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Dengel
vs
Burnquist

193 cm
21
265 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

198 cm
22
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

No Shit Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Paul Dengel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bob Burnquist!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Burnquist.

A head kick lands from Burnquist that sends Dengel to the canvas. Dengel tries to scramble back to his feet but Burnquist brings him back down into side control.

It looks like Paul Dengel has been cut.
Burnquist just content to control the position.
Dengel tries to escape but Burnquist is in control.
Dengel dodges the ground and pound from Burnquist.

Burnquist decides to stand up, so the ref orders Dengel to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burnquist feints a jab and as Dengel dips his head, Burnquist unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Dengel right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Dengel falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Burnquist smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bob Burnquist!