PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Volkov Dragoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Dickus
vs
Dragoon

200 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
16
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Volkov Dragoon!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dragoon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dragoon looks to land a right hand but Dickus moved out of range.
Volkov Dragoon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Dragoon.
Dragoon takes a swing at Dickus's ribcage but misses.
Dragoon throws an overhand right that lands on Dickus's shoulder, as Dickus tries to avoid the shot.
Dragoon throws a big shot that misses.
Dragoon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickus moves away from the strike by Dragoon.
A little feinted left hand from Dickus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dragoon has eaten all the pies!
Dickus looks to land a combination but Dragoon avoids it well.
Dragoon swings widly with a right hand
and Dickus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Volkov Dragoon has been cut.
Dragoon throws an overhand right that lands on Dickus's shoulder, as Dickus tries to avoid the shot.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Dragoon.
Dickus closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Dickus drops Dragoon with a beautiful combination! Dragoon stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dickus is looking for the KO!

Dragoon is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dragoon is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickus finish him?
Dickus lands a brutal uppercut that launches Dragoon off his feet! Dragoon tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biggus Dickus!