PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Mcguire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brick Shithouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shithouse has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Brick Shithouse will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Mcguire
vs
Shithouse

170 cm
21
346 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kyle Mcguire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Brick Shithouse!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
Shithouse tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mcguire swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Shithouse bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Shithouse with the ground and pound but Mcguire regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Mcguire is looking for a sweep. Shithouse is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are battling for position here. Mcguire manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Mcguire looking for subs off his back but Shithouse has passed one foot through into half guard.
Shithouse missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcguire is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Shithouse's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Shithouse's back!

Shithouse showing good submission defense here.

Mcguire is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Shithouse has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Mcguire could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Mcguire is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Shithouse knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Shithouse for a finish.

Mcguire is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Shithouse is tapping out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kyle Mcguire!