PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between King LuhJay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bovine Spongiform (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

LuhJay
vs
Spongiform

220 cm
20
245 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
225 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, King LuhJay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bovine Spongiform!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Aafke Stam and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LuhJay fails with the takedown
and Spongiform counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Spongiform tries to keep at a distance but LuhJay has taken the fight into the clinch.

LuhJay breaks the clinch.
LuhJay fails with a takedown attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Spongiform! But no joy.

LuhJay closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Spongiform goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

LuhJay breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spongiform misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Spongiform does no damage.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Spongiform has eaten all the pies!
Spongiform lands a jab.

LuhJay closes the distance and pushes Spongiform back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spongiform tries a knee to the head but LuhJay blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Spongiform fails to land.
Spongiform lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by LuhJay.
LuhJay prevents a body shot from Spongiform.

LuhJay breaks from the clinch.
Bovine Spongiform seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
LuhJay throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spongiform throws a nice looking combination but LuhJay bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

LuhJay has Spongiform up against the cage in a clinch.

LuhJay decides to pull guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LuhJay bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Spongiform's guard.

LuhJay thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
LuhJay is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

LuhJay gets to his feet - Spongiform follows without any prompting.
No luck with that takedown attempt from LuhJay.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for King LuhJay. That's going to take a lot out of him.
LuhJay throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

LuhJay clinches up with Spongiform and pushes him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spongiform lands a left hand that snaps the head of LuhJay backwards.

LuhJay successfully pulls guard.
LuhJay manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Spongiform manages to get himself to full guard.

LuhJay throws a big right hand that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Spongiform has his foot on LuhJay's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. LuhJay works his way back into a safe position though.

LuhJay decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Spongiform, up you get!
Spongiform pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces LuhJay back to the cage. Spongiform follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like King LuhJay has been cut.
Spongiform waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract LuhJay.
Spongiform throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around LuhJay's waist but LuhJay gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Spongiform off to one side.
LuhJay tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Spongiform manages to circle out of the way.
Spongiform looks winded!
Spongiform shoots in for a takedown but LuhJay shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
LuhJay really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
LuhJay shoots in looking for a takedown but Spongiform manages to keep the fight standing, pushing LuhJay's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
LuhJay fails with the takedown
and Spongiform counters with a left and a right that stings LuhJay.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from LuhJay both land. Nice combination.
Spongiform defends well against a solid takedown attempt from LuhJay.
LuhJay lands a head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spongiform throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spongiform darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Spongiform thuds his right hand into LuhJay's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spongiform tries to score a power double leg takedown but LuhJay sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Spongiform somewhat.
Spongiform throws a head kick that misses.
Spongiform throws a hook to the side of LuhJay's head but LuhJay sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spongiform throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that King LuhJay will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on King LuhJay's cut.
That's time! LuhJay's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nice sprawl there from Spongiform as LuhJay shoots in.
LuhJay fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Spongiform avoids it really well and circles away.
Spongiform is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Spongiform throws a combination but it was largely blocked by LuhJay.
LuhJay shoots in for a takedown but Spongiform shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for King LuhJay. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spongiform shoots in but no luck this time.
LuhJay throws a big counter combination but Spongiform scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LuhJay walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spongiform checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Spongiform cracks LuhJay with a right hand to the side of the head.
LuhJay shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Spongiform as he avoids it easily.

Spongiform gets tackled into the cage by LuhJay. LuhJay maintains the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LuhJay lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
LuhJay fails to pull guard.

LuhJay breaks from the clinch.
LuhJay looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Spongiform is fending him off so far but LuhJay persists. Nope, Spongiform circles away and we're back to standing.
Spongiform tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
LuhJay looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Spongiform checks a leg kick.
LuhJay bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
LuhJay keeps the fight on the outside.
Spongiform lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bovine Spongiform seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spongiform, as that shot connected.
LuhJay shoots in for a takedown but Spongiform shows good takedown defense.
Spongiform wants to clinch up but LuhJay keeps it at a distance.
Spongiform might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spongiform lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Spongiform connects with a body shot that sends LuhJay's belly button to the back.
Spongiform stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
LuhJay fails to land with a series of punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Spongiform clinches.
LuhJay drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Spongiform gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Spongiform misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spongiform is trying to stall.
Spongiform tries to throw a body punch but LuhJay avoids it by throwing Spongiform back against the cage.
LuhJay blocks a body shot from Spongiform.
Spongiform lands a hook that snaps the head of LuhJay backwards.
King LuhJay has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

LuhJay escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spongiform misses with a wild combination.
LuhJay goes for a double leg but Spongiform avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Spongiform continues to drive forward.
Spongiform doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Spongiform misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

LuhJay closes the distance and pushes Spongiform back into the cage.
LuhJay blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Spongiform pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spongiform fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches LuhJay on the side of the head.
Spongiform lands a two punch combo.
Spongiform rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but LuhJay moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
LuhJay feinted there with a counter leg kick.
LuhJay looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Spongiform is fending him off so far but LuhJay persists. Nope, Spongiform circles away and we're back to standing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LuhJay changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Spongiform tries to avoid it but LuhJay manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Spongiform to the ground. Spongiform escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
King LuhJay is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spongiform scores with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from LuhJay.
LuhJay on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
LuhJay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spongiform manages to avoid it.
Spongiform tries to counter with a clinch but LuhJay shakes him off and moves away.
Spongiform cracks LuhJay with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Spongiform shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
LuhJay is looking to counter with head kicks.
Spongiform tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but LuhJay swivels and escapes.
Spongiform wants to clinch up but LuhJay keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bovine Spongiform showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on King LuhJay's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Spongiform misses with a two punch combination.
Spongiform misses with a takedown attempt

and LuhJay counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Spongiform throws a head punch that misses.
Spongiform is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but LuhJay is keeping busy.

LuhJay escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spongiform stuffs the takedown.
LuhJay misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spongiform stuffs the takedown.
Spongiform is clearly trying to counter these attacks from LuhJay with a body shot.

Spongiform gets tackled into the cage by LuhJay. LuhJay maintains the clinch.

Spongiform pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
LuhJay misses with a series of wild punches.
Spongiform throws out a counter right but LuhJay avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LuhJay displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spongiform throws out the jab.

LuhJay rushes Spongiform and presses him up against the cage.
LuhJay drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for King LuhJay. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Spongiform breaks from the clinch.
Spongiform connects with a single shot there.
A big left from Spongiform misses.
As Spongiform looks to move away, LuhJay throws a big counter combo bu Spongiform just gets out of the way.
Spongiform missing with a left hand there. LuhJay was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

LuhJay gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Spongiform gets underhooks to prevent LuhJay's takedown attempt.
Spongiform softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spongiform misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spongiform tries to land knees in the clinch but LuhJay avoids the damage to the body.
Spongiform lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of LuhJay backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spongiform.

Spongiform escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spongiform throws a shot to the body.
LuhJay rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spongiform moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch combination from Spongiform misses.
Spongiform scores with a one two! LuhJay had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

LuhJay drives through with a takedown into guard.
Spongiform has a closed guard, preventing LuhJay from standing up.
Spongiform keeping moving, preventing LuhJay from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LuhJay stays in close to Spongiform's body and controls the position.

LuhJay decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Spongiform, up you get!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
LuhJay misses with a takedown attempt - Spongiform sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Spongiform throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and LuhJay counters with a three punch combo that has Spongiform backing up. Spongiform nods at LuhJay to acknowledge the strikes.
Sloppy strikes from Spongiform. Those never looked like landing.
Spongiform throws a sloppy head kick and LuhJay moves out of range easily.
Spongiform ducks down and throws a hook to the body but LuhJay moves away.
LuhJay throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Spongiform tests LuhJay's chin there with a solid looking shot.
LuhJay on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Spongiform thuds a left hand into LuhJay's body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bovine Spongiform.
I think Spongiform has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bovine Spongiform!
King LuhJay was interviewed post fight and said 'I was Lacin On Um Wont Be No More Sht Like That .'.