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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thimo Lindeman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Furry Monster Truck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster Truck comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Cradle to grave kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The key to victory for Thimo Lindeman has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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257 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Thimo Lindeman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Furry Monster Truck!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Monster Truck lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Lindeman misses with a hook to the body
and Monster Truck cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Monster Truck throws a jab when Lindeman was well out of range.
Monster Truck misses with a wild body shot.
Lindeman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Monster Truck throws out the jab.
Lindeman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Monster Truck finds it's way round the side to connect with Lindeman's head.
Lindeman throws a body punch but Monster Truck moves out of range.
Monster Truck missing with a left hand there. Lindeman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lindeman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Monster Truck cracks Lindeman with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lindeman has Monster Truck up against the cage in a clinch.
Monster Truck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lindeman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Monster Truck keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lindeman's efforts to push away.
Lindeman working hard to break the clinch.
Monster Truck can't find room to land a body shot as Lindeman controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster Truck can't find room to land a body shot as Lindeman controls the action.
A frustrated look appears on Lindeman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lindeman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Lindeman misses with a body punch.
Lindeman has Monster Truck pushed against the cage.
Lindeman has a couple of punches blocked by Monster Truck.
Lindeman trying to control the position but instead, Monster Truck has worked for underhooks and has pushed Lindeman into the cage.
Monster Truck struggles to land a body shot inside as Lindeman controls his hands.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Monster Truck is trying to push Lindeman away but Lindeman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lindeman stalling the fight.
Lindeman wants to break free but Monster Truck has control.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lindeman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Monster Truck misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lindeman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monster Truck looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Monster Truck struggles to land a body shot inside as Lindeman controls his hands.
Lindeman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Monster Truck being controlled against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Lindeman.
Monster Truck wants to break free but Lindeman has control.
Lindeman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lindeman.
Lindeman looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Lindeman blocks a body shot from Monster Truck.
Monster Truck breaks from the clinch.
Monster Truck rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lindeman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Furry Monster Truck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Monster Truck connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Monster Truck misses with a straight right.
An attempted straight right counter from Lindeman misses the target.
Lindeman moves out of range of the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lindeman connects with a crisp jab.
Monster Truck avoids the body shot from Lindeman.
Monster Truck looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Monster Truck scores with a nice right hand.
Monster Truck avoids the body shot from Lindeman.
Monster Truck is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Lindeman with a body shot.
Lindeman misses with a hook. Monster Truck ducked under it nicely.
Nice cross by Lindeman.
Monster Truck lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lindeman avoids the body shot from Monster Truck.
A jab from Lindeman misses.
Lindeman cracks Monster Truck with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Monster Truck changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Monster Truck throws a big shot that misses.
Lindeman loads up on a big right hand but Monster Truck slips the punch.
Thimo Lindeman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Monster Truck bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lindeman tries to buck Monster Truck off but Monster Truck is having none of it.
Lindeman dodges the ground and pound from Monster Truck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Monster Truck trying to control the position but Lindeman is working away.
Lindeman takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Monster Truck trying to control the position but Lindeman is working away.
Lindeman is trying to improve his position.
Monster Truck is looking to take a break and control but Lindeman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Furry Monster Truck dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Lindeman cracks a nice hook into Monster Truck's ribs.
Monster Truck missing with a left hand there. Lindeman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Monster Truck avoids the body shot from Lindeman.
Monster Truck let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Lindeman tries to move into range but Monster Truck moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lindeman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Monster Truck keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Monster Truck shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Lindeman pinned against the cage. Lindeman gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lindeman misses with a looping left.
Monster Truck looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Monster Truck looks to land a right hand but Lindeman moved out of range.
Monster Truck works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lindeman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lindeman throws a shot from downtown. Monster Truck moves away and avoids it.
Lindeman misses with a straight left.
Lindeman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monster Truck.
Lindeman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Monster Truck to score with a decent uppercut.
Monster Truck connects with a right hand. Lindeman shakes it off.
Monster Truck waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Lindeman. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Lindeman to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
Lindeman is rocked!
Lindeman on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lindeman tries to get out of the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Monster Truck not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Oh Lindeman is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lindeman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Monster Truck has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Monster Truck gets to his feet and stands over Lindeman, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Lindeman felt that one! Monster Truck unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Lindeman from any more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Furry Monster Truck!
A very excited looking Furry Monster Truck made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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