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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Moe Szyslak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slade Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson has chosen This Is Gonna Hurt as his entrance music. Slade Wilson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Moe Szyslak's chin.
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164 lbs
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193 cm
25
167 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Moe Szyslak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Slade Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson cracks a nice hook into Szyslak's ribs.
Szyslak throws a combination that misses
and Wilson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Szyslak takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Szyslak ducks right into an uppercut from Wilson.
Wilson misses with an uppercut. Szyslak saw that one coming.
A little feinted left hand from Szyslak on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A jab from Wilson misses.
Wilson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Szyslak was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wilson misses with a series of wild punches.
Szyslak tries to bum rush Wilson with a series of wild strikes but Wilson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Slade Wilson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wilson looks to score with a jab to the body but Szyslak is just out of range.
Szyslak takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Wilson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wilson blocks a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson slips under a jab from Szyslak.
Wilson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Wilson misses with some punches.
Szyslak misses with a short punch on the inside.
Szyslak struggles to land a body shot inside as Wilson controls his hands.
Szyslak lands a hook that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Szyslak.
Wilson breaks the clinch.
Wilson swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Szyslak to counter with a crisp jab.
Wilson misses the jab.
Wilson misses with an uppercut
and Szyslak cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wilson misses with a jab to the body
and Szyslak counters with a crisp right that sends Wilson to the canvas! Szyslak follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Moe Szyslak!
Moe Szyslak seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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