PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Baby Mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lard Pecs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mama comes to the cage accompanied by My Baby'z Mama. Pecs has chosen Boom! Shake the Room as his entrance music. Lard Pecs is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Mama
vs
Pecs

187 cm
24
198 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

186 cm
24
185 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

World class MT
Very quick

Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Baby Mama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lard Pecs!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Sam Margolis and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mama catches Pecs with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pecs slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Mama slips a jab and a cross from Pecs.
Pecs stuns Mama with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mama misses with a jab to the body
and Pecs counters with a nice body shot.
Pecs throws out a leg kick but Mama moves out of range and Pecs only half commits.
Pecs throws a body shot but no joy.
Mama thinks about countering with a body kick.
Pecs listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Pecs has managed to clinch.
Mama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pecs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mama pushes Pecs back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mama blocking some punches.
Pecs lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pecs misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pecs misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pecs.
Pecs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pecs holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Mama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pecs is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pecs manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Mama misses with a punch on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Mama gets through Pecs's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mama's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pecs misses with some punches.
Pecs lands a right hand.
Pecs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mama tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pecs throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mama.
Pecs misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pecs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pecs lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mama or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pecs managing to block the knees to the body from Mama.
Mama tries to throw a body punch but Pecs avoids it by throwing Mama back against the cage.
Mama trying to land knees to the body.
Mama blocking some punches.
Mama goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pecs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mama throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Pecs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pecs.
Pecs misses with a body punch.
Pecs tries to work over Mama's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pecs gets through Mama's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Pecs.
Pecs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pecs lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Pecs misses with a punch on the inside.
Pecs scores with a shot to the side of Mama's head.
Mama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mama misses with the head strike.
Pecs lands with a right to the head.
Pecs blocks a body shot from Mama.
Mama's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pecs lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mama backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pecs avoids it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pecs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Pecs.
Pecs's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mama misses with the head strike.
Pecs stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pecs avoiding damage as Mama throws knees to the body.
Mama has a couple of punches blocked by Pecs.
Pecs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pecs lands with a right to the head.
Pecs dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Pecs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mama swings wildly with an uppercut but Pecs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mama misses with a hook from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Pecs.
Pecs working aggressively here.
Mama misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lard Pecs dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mama scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Mama throws a head kick that misses
and Pecs counters with a body kick.
A slow jab from Pecs misses its intended target.
Pecs misses the shot to the body.
Pecs is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Mama.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pecs! But no joy.
Pecs has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Pecs forces Mama back against the cage and clinches.
Pecs avoiding damage as Mama throws knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mama has a couple of punches blocked by Pecs.
Mama throws a punch but it's blocked by Pecs.
Mama lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pecs throws a head punch that misses.
Pecs has a couple of punches blocked by Mama.
Mama tries to throw a body punch but Pecs avoids it by throwing Mama back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mama throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pecss head.
Mama misses with some punches.
Mama is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pecs is defending well for now.
Mama being controlled against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pecs.
Pecs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pecs backwards.
Mama trying to land knees to the body.
Pecs misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lard Pecs seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Pecs doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pecs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pecs misses with a punch on the inside.
Mama throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mama goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pecs lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pecs stalling against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Pecs.
Pecs continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Pecs pushes Mama back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pecs lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mama backwards.
Mama tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A body shot lands from Pecs.
Pecs lands with a left to the head.
Pecs throws a head punch that misses.
Pecs working aggressively here.
Pecs throws a punch but it's blocked by Mama.
Mama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pecs lands a nice uppercut.
Pecs slows down the pace here.
Pecs stalls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pecs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mama.
Mama being controlled against the cage.
Pecs struggles to land a body shot inside as Mama controls his hands.
Mama blocking some punches.
Pecs can't find room to land a body shot as Mama controls the action.
Pecs lands with a right to the head.
Mama misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pecs.
Pecs tries to throw a body punch but Mama avoids it by throwing Pecs back against the cage.
Pecs struggles to land a body shot inside as Mama controls his hands.
Pecs scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Pecs fails to land.
Mama tries a knee to the head but Pecs blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mama gets through Pecs's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pecs avoiding damage as Mama throws knees to the body.
Mama struggles to land a body shot inside as Pecs controls his hands.
Mama trying to land knees to the body.
Pecs working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A short right from Pecs.
Mama blocks a body shot from Pecs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pecs lands a body punch.
Pecs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good body shot from Pecs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pecs working aggressively here.
Pecs lands a body shot in the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Pecs blocks a body shot from Mama.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lard Pecs showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mama avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mama lands a right hook to the body.

Pecs has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pecs content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Pecs lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mama backwards.
Mama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mama lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pecs lands an uppercut.
Pecs takes a shot to the head.
Come on Pecs - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pecs throws a head punch that misses.
Mama blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mama missing with knees to the body.
Pecs lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mama backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mama blocks a body shot from Pecs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mama blocking some punches.
Pecs lands a nice uppercut.
Pecs prevents a body shot from Mama.
Mama scores with a shot to the side of Pecs's head.
Pecs on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pecs effectively controlling the action here.
Pecs prevents a body shot from Mama.
Mama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pecs leaning his opponent against the cage.
Pecs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pecs lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mama backwards.
Pecs misses with a punch to the body.
Mama lands with a left to the head.
Pecs has a couple of punches blocked by Mama.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pecs digs a right hand underneath Mama's ribcage. Mama let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Pecs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mama tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mama being controlled against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Pecs scores with a nice short uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Pecs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mama lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pecs backwards.
Pecs lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lard Pecs is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pecs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mama can't find room to land a body shot as Pecs controls the action.
A bit of stalling here from Pecs.
Mama tries to work over Pecs's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mama doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mama tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pecs avoids it.
Mama missing with knees to the body.
Mama throws a head punch that misses.
Come on Pecs - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pecs tries to throw a body punch but Mama avoids it by throwing Pecs back against the cage.
Mama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pecs takes a shot to the head.
Mama misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pecs.
Pecs prevents a body shot from Mama.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mama tries to land knees in the clinch but Pecs avoids the damage to the body.
Mama scores with a hook to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pecs.
Mama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mama has a couple of punches blocked by Pecs.
Mama tries to land knees in the clinch but Pecs avoids the damage to the body.
Mama misses with a punch on the inside.
Mama has a couple of punches blocked by Pecs.
Mama has a couple of punches blocked by Pecs.
Mama has a couple of punches blocked by Pecs.
Baby Mama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pecs blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Good body shot from Pecs.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Lard Pecs.
Well Pecs has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lard Pecs!
A victorious Lard Pecs thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Baby Mama stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck my baby'z mama, bitch got drama.'.