PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between heavy hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kamehameha Kalua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalua comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Summer In The City by St. Lunatics kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

hands
vs
Kalua

190 cm
21
230 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

193 cm
20
240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, heavy hands!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kamehameha Kalua!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by hands.
Kalua is trying to buck hands off.

hands thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Kalua is looking to regain half guard here but hands keeps moving and retains side control.

hands is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Kalua has escaped the position, nice work there.

hands decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Kalua throws a big shot that misses.
Kamehameha Kalua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
hands takes one to the chin there.

It looks like heavy hands has been cut.
Kalua throws a jab when hands was well out of range.

Kalua drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hands tries to get back to half guard but can't.
hands is working hard here to advance position.

Kalua decides to stand up, so the ref orders hands to his feet.
Kalua misses with a straight right.

hands shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

hands stands up from guard. Let's bang!
hands is breathing heavily.
Kalua tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but hands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A big left from Kalua misses.
hands moves away from the strike by Kalua.
hands walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
hands slips a jab from Kalua.
Kalua feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to hands's calf.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big right from Kalua misses.
Kalua lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
hands ducks under a wild hook from Kalua.
Kalua doesn't succeed with the takedown
and hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Kalua looks to throw the jab but hands is out of range.
Kalua lands a glancing blow to the side of hands's head.
hands blocks a jab.
hands takes one to the chin there.

heavy hands's cut is getting worse.
Kalua cracks hands with a big right hand and hands goes down!

hands is rocked!
Kalua chips away with some ground and pound.
Oh hands is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalua forces his way into half guard.
hands seems to have got his legs back now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kalua is keen to just control but hands is a slippery customer.
Kalua tries to stand but his hand is stuck under hands.

Kalua stands up and beckons hands to join him on the feet.
Kalua throws a jab but it's blocked by hands.
hands staying out of range there.
hands moves out of range as Kalua strikes.
Kalua tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but hands was well out of range. Poor timing from Kalua.
hands ducks under a wild hook from Kalua.
Kalua looks to land a right hand but hands moved out of range.
A big right from Kalua misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kalua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by hands.
Kalua throws a jab but it's blocked by hands.

Kalua gets caught flat footed, as hands shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Kalua throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
hands pushes down on Kalua's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kalua actively working from the bottom here.

hands is trying to work for a kimura but Kalua is defending well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kalua is staying active underneath hands, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kalua misses with some strikes from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kamehameha Kalua dominated that round.
The cut man is working on heavy hands's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kalua throws a hook to the side of hands's head but hands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kalua.
Kalua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by hands.
Kalua loads up on a big right hand but hands slips the punch.
Kalua misses with a wild combination.

hands looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Kalua!
Kalua is trying desperately to improve position.

hands with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
hands trying to control but Kalua is having none of it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kalua wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
hands punching from mount but Kalua doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Kalua squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Kalua is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Kalua wants to get back to his feet.

hands working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Kalua turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips hands off and cradles Kalua's limp body as hands celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). heavy hands!
heavy hands retains his heavyweight title!