PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Howard Jeblowme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dylan Lambert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeblowme comes to the cage accompanied by Time To Waste. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jeblowme
vs
Lambert

225 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Howard Jeblowme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dylan Lambert!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Ryoma Takatsuka and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Jeblowme.

It looks like Dylan Lambert has been cut.
Lambert uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeblowme.
Jeblowme scores with a hook.

Lambert looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Jeblowme!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Lambert cracks Jeblowme with a big right hand but Jeblowme just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Lambert scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Jeblowme to see if he's OK.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jeblowme taking a bit of punishment here - Lambert scoring with strikes.
Jeblowme is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Kombat MMA that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Lambert lands some shots froms side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeblowme being controlled for a moment.
Jeblowme tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Lambert has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jeblowme is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jeblowme bucks up and throws Lambert to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!

Lambert closes the distance and clinches.
Jeblowme working hard to break the clinch.
Lambert has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Jeblowme after a bit of a struggle.
Jeblowme is trying to break free.
Lambert prevents Jeblowme from breaking the clinch.
Jeblowme is trying to break free.

Lambert has clasped his hands together around Jeblowme's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Jeblowme takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Lambert working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Jeblowme tries to escape but Lambert is in control.
Lambert working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Lambert is putting a hurting on Jeblowme here, landing some big shots from side control.
Lambert working the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lambert creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Jeblowme is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lambert lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Jeblowme wants to get back to his feet.
Lambert wants to control but Jeblowme is keeping him busy.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lambert working the ground and pound from side control.
Lambert prevents Jeblowme from escaping the position.
Lambert advances to mount.
Jeblowme is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lambert postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Jeblowme looks a forlorn figure.
Jeblowme is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Lambert unloading with bombs!
Lambert lands a heavy elbow.

Jeblowme is rocked!
Lambert softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Jeblowme is out cold! Lambert jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dylan Lambert!
The defeated Howard Jeblowme had this to say: 'Fuck the mother fucking goat'.