PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thiago Meida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Jeblowme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeblowme is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Time To Waste. Howard Jeblowme has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Thiago Meida's chin.

Meida
vs
Jeblowme

210 cm
19
285 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

225 cm
26
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thiago Meida!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Howard Jeblowme!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Ryoma Takatsuka and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meida scores with a nice head shot.
Jeblowme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meida defending well as Jeblowme loads up on a big left hand.
Jeblowme misses with a hook.
Meida throws the left hand but Jeblowme avoids the punch easily.
Jeblowme throws an overhand right that lands on Meida's shoulder, as Meida tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Jeblowme misses.
Meida tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeblowme was well out of range. Poor timing from Meida.
Meida avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meida will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jeblowme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meida feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jeblowmes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Meida feints a jab promting Jeblowme to slip. Meida then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jeblowme slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Meida throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeblowme counters with a right hand to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeblowme throws a hook but Meida avoids it easily.
Meida misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeblowme misses with a straight left.
Meida swinging wildly here.
Meida misses with a straight left.
Jeblowme throws out a counter right but Meida avoids it with no problem.
A jab from Meida finds it's way through Jeblowme's defenses.
Jeblowme wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Meida throws a right hand that Jeblowme ducks under and follows up with a left that Jeblowme also avoids with ease.
Meida throws a hook but Jeblowme avoids it easily.
A jab from Jeblowme misses.
Jeblowme takes one to the chin there.
Meida with a jab.
Meida throws a hook but Jeblowme blocks it.
Jeblowme cracks a nice hook into Meida's ribs.
Jeblowme missing with a left hand there. Meida was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeblowme moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meida scores with a hook to the body. Jeblowme takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Jeblowme 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Meida is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jeblowme takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jeblowme rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meida counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Meida avoids the body shot from Jeblowme.
Meida stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jeblowme misses with a body shot
and Meida counters with a straight right hand.
Meida fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jeblowme on the side of the head.
Meida clobbers Jeblowme with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Meida throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeblowme.
Donk. Meida catches Jeblowme right on the button with a cross.
Some wild striking there from Meida.
Meida displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jeblowme throws out the jab.
Meida throwing a counter right hand but Jeblowme manages to avoid it.
Jeblowme throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeblowme looks to score with a jab to the body but Meida is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meida connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jeblowme's hands.
Meida uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeblowme.
Jeblowme slips a straight right by Meida.
Jeblowme throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Meida bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jeblowme's head backwards.
Meida is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A swing and a miss from Jeblowme.
Meida's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jeblowme under the eye.
Jeblowme throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Meida to counter with a crisp jab.
Jeblowme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jeblowme moves out of range as Meida strikes.
Meida takes a swing at Jeblowme's ribcage but misses.
Jeblowme let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Jeblowme takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jab from Meida.
Jeblowme has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Meida finds it's way round the side to connect with Jeblowme's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meida throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meida lands a jab to the nose.
Meida moves out of range of the strikes.
Meida jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Meida listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jeblowme throws an overhand right that lands on Meida's shoulder, as Meida tries to avoid the shot.
Meida misses with a double jab.
Jeblowme takes one to the chin there.
Jeblowme needs to keep his hands up - Meida had a free shot at his head there.
A telegraphed right hand from Meida misses the target.
Good standup being displayed there by Meida as he connects with a hook.
Jeblowme takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Meida moves out of range as Jeblowme strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meida lunges at Jeblowme with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jeblowme's hand.
Meida misses with a hook. Jeblowme ducked under it nicely.
Jeblowme misses with a straight left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thiago Meida dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Meida lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeblowme circles away quickly and effectively.
Jeblowme misses with an uppercut.
Meida bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meida ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeblowme moves away.
It seemed like Jeblowme was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Meida steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeblowme.
A punch combination from Meida misses.
Jeblowme on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jeblowme is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Thiago Meida seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meida with a jab.
Jeblowme has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Meida scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Meida throws a good cross that connects.
Jeblowme misses with a looping left.
Meida scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meida connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jeblowme misses with an uppercut.
Meida throws a hook to the side of Jeblowme's head but Jeblowme sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Meida coming out on top.
Jeblowme tries to move into range but Meida moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Meida looks to land a left hand but Jeblowme moved out of range nicely.
Jeblowme looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A jab from Meida misses.
Jeblowme throws out a counter right but Meida avoids it with no problem.
Jeblowme looks to land a left hand but Meida moved out of range nicely.
Jeblowme throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Meida to counter with a crisp jab.
Meida connects with a body shot.
Jeblowme looks to land a left hand but Meida moved out of range nicely.
Meida throwing a counter right hand but Jeblowme manages to avoid it.
Jeblowme throws a shot from downtown. Meida moves away and avoids it.
Meida digs a good hook to Jeblowme's body.
Jeblowme misses with a straight right.
Jeblowme takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeblowme throws a jab but it's blocked by Meida.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meida throws a hook but Jeblowme avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Meida.
Jeblowme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meida throws out the jab.
Meida connects with a nice looking jab.
Meida throws out a powerful jab.
Meida lands a glancing blow to the side of Jeblowme's head.
The crowd cheers as Meida lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jeblowme doesn't seem phased though.
A jab from Jeblowme misses.
Meida lands a jab to Jeblowme's midsection.
Jeblowme is breathing heavily.
Meida lands a really nice looking cross but Jeblowme seems unphased.
Jeblowme uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Meida.
Meida bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jeblowme's head backwards.
Jeblowme uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meida.
Jeblowme throws out a counter right but Meida avoids it with no problem.
Jeblowme missing with a left hand there. Meida was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Meida was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Meida pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sloppy strikes from Jeblowme. Those never looked like landing.
Meida appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Meida.
Meida looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeblowme is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from Jeblowme.
Meida throws a right and a left that Jeblowme avoids nicely.
Jeblowme rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Meida connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Meida misses the jab.
Jeblowme throws the left hand but Meida avoids the punch easily.
Meida dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meida's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jeblowme under the eye.
A shot to the body from Jeblowme misses
and Jeblowme takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sloppy strikes from Meida. Those never looked like landing.
Jeblowme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeblowme throws out a counter right but Meida avoids it with no problem.
Meida clobbers Jeblowme with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Meida is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jeblowme can do to turn this around?
Meida pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jeblowme back to the cage. Meida follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeblowme throws a looping overhand right but Meida ducks down to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Meida misses the target.
Jeblowme throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Meida to counter with a crisp jab.
A big left from Meida misses.
Jeblowme defending well as Meida loads up on a big left hand.
It seemed like Jeblowme was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Meida lands a jab to the nose.
Jeblowme slips a jab from Meida.
Jeblowme has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Meida misses with a hook
and Jeblowme counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jeblowme misses with a right hand
enabling Meida to counter with a crisp jab.
Meida with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jeblowme to score with a decent uppercut.
Jeblowme misses the shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeblowme moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Meida cracks a nice hook into Jeblowme's ribs.
Jeblowme misses with a right hand
and Meida connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice defenses there by Jeblowme.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thiago Meida dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Meida scores with a shot to the body.
Jeblowme takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Meida lands a lovely overhand right.
Meida scores with a nice strike.

Jeblowme is rocked!
Jeblowme gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jeblowme is still on wobbly legs! Can Meida finish him?
Jeblowme misses with a lunging right hand

and Meida counters with a nice right hand that sends Jeblowme toppling to the canvas! Jeblowme scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Meida finish him?!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meida throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Jeblowme to counter with a crisp jab.
Jeblowme throws a poor cross that misses
and Meida counters with a huge left! Jeblowme is in big trouble! He's backing up but Meida isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Jeblowme from any more damage. A dominating finish by Meida!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thiago Meida!
Thiago Meida is the new super heavyweight champion!
Thiago Meida bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Howard Jeblowme had this to say: 'Fuck the mother fucking goat'.