PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monster Hero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Doofenshmirtz might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Hero

187 cm
32
231 lbs
22 - 17 - 0

191 cm
25
239 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Modern Wear Apparel

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Monster Hero!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hero takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hero lands a nice looking kick to the body. Doofenshmirtz takes a step back to recover.
Hero takes one to the chin there.
Hero misses with a kick to the body.
Hero dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hero fails with a takedown attempt.
Hero avoids a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hero misses with a looping left.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Hero misses with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hero is defended easily by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hero.
Good exchange - Hero coming out on top.
Hero is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hero looks to land a right hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range.
We've been informed that Hero has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A head kick misses from Hero.
Nice shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Hero on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz obviously looking to wear him down.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Hero.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Hero - just one landing.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hero under the eye.
Hero doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Hero.
Doofenshmirtz missing with a left hand there. Hero was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz jabs Hero right on the nose. Hero blinks but takes it well.
Doofenshmirtz takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Doofenshmirtz throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Hero to counter with a crisp jab.
Hero looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Doofenshmirtz is fending him off so far but Hero persists. Nope, Doofenshmirtz circles away and we're back to standing.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monster Hero.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hero shoots in for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz shows good takedown defense.
A jab from Doofenshmirtz does it's job there.
Doofenshmirtz tests Hero's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hero shoots in and drives through. Doofenshmirtz sprawls well.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
Hero is looking to score with low kicks.
Doofenshmirtz throws a lazy head kick
and Hero counters with a body kick that stops Doofenshmirtz in his tracks momentarily.
Hero throws out a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range and Hero only half commits.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hero moves away from the strike by Doofenshmirtz.
Hero with a poor takedown
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circle momentarily. Doofenshmirtz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hero fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
Hero moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick.
Hero follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Doofenshmirtz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hero scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hero throws out the jab.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hero counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Hero looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hero moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Despite the aggression on Hero's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A jab from Hero finds it's way through Doofenshmirtz's defenses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hero shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Doofenshmirtz pinned against the cage. Doofenshmirtz gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hero.

Hero clinches up with Doofenshmirtz and pushes him back against the cage.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hero tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Hero throws a push kick but Doofenshmirtz slaps the foot to one side.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hero.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hero plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw the jab but Hero is out of range.
Hero looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A big right from Hero misses.
Doofenshmirtz quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hero just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hero throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hero throws a lazy head kick
letting Doofenshmirtz counter with a right hand.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hero misses with a hook
and Doofenshmirtz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a double jab
and Hero counters with a straight right hand.
Hero avoids the head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Hero connects with a solid leg kick.
Hero uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Hero looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the head kick by Hero.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hero with a lazy takedown attempt
and Doofenshmirtz counters with an outside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A cross from Doofenshmirtz lands.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hero looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hero throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
Hero misses with a right hand
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hero's knee momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hero misses with a takedown attempt
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monster Hero.
Hero catches Doofenshmirtz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hero fails with a takedown attempt.
Hero throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
It looked like Doofenshmirtz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hero.
Hero misses with an attempted mid kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice body kick.
Hero fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Hero drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Doofenshmirtz!
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Hero blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a body kick
and Hero counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz blocks the body kick.
Hero throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hero takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hero was well out of range. Poor timing from Doofenshmirtz.
Hero moves out of range of the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
A leg kick checked by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to counter with a body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hero. That's going to slow Doofenshmirtz down.
Hero scores with a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice looking combination but Hero bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hero scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hero misses with a takedown attempt - Doofenshmirtz sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hero doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the head.
Hero throws a body shot but no joy.
Hero lands with a nice body punch.
Hero tries to land a body kick
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the leg kick from Hero.
Doofenshmirtz fires out a quick counter leg kick but Hero just manages to avoid it.
Hero works the jab nicely.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Hero.
Hero takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big right hand but Hero slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hero can do to turn this around?
Doofenshmirtz blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Doofenshmirtz as he checks the leg kick.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Hero throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hero. Doofenshmirtz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hero fails with the takedown
and Doofenshmirtz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hero throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
Hero wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Doofenshmirtz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hero counters with a left to the body.
Hero on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hero misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hero is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Doofenshmirtz misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hero fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Doofenshmirtz appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hero throws a head kick that misses.
Hero takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Doofenshmirtz lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A lazy body kick from Hero
letting Doofenshmirtz counter with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hero scores with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz lands with an uppercut that bounces Hero off the cage and back into range.
Monster Hero has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hero misses with a straight right.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Hero's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hero lands with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Nice shot by Doofenshmirtz.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hero.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hero misses with a kick to the body.
Hero connects with a nice looking jab.
Hero shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Doofenshmirtz pinned against the cage. Doofenshmirtz gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monster Hero.
Hero slips under a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Hero has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hero tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Doofenshmirtz goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hero throws a nice head kick!
Hero has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Doofenshmirtz.
Hero walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looks for the body kick but Hero saw that one coming.
Good shot there by Doofenshmirtz.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hero momentarily.

Hero is rocked!
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Hero is still on wobbly legs! Can Doofenshmirtz finish him?
Doofenshmirtz misses with a series of wild punches.
Hero tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doofenshmirtz throwing a counter right hand but Hero manages to avoid it.
Hero seems to have recovered his senses.
Hero misses with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hero takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Hero will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hero slips a jab and a cross from Doofenshmirtz.
Hero feints and then cracks Doofenshmirtz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Doofenshmirtz down.
Hero throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Doofenshmirtz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Modern Wear Apparel logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.