PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Raptor Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Chong Starbowsky Ii's choice of entrance music: "SCIENCE OF THE TRIFE". Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jones
vs
Chong Starbowsky Ii

189 cm
24
200 lbs
3 - 8 - 0

175 cm
28
186 lbs
8 - 31 - 1

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Knockout power

BlackStar Athletics

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raptor Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 31 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Chong Starbowsky Ii shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Chong Starbowsky Ii darts in and clinches Jones up against the cage.
Jones tries to pull guard but Chong Starbowsky Ii holds him up against the cage and eventually Jones drops back down to his feet.
Chong Starbowsky Ii is trying to break the clinch but Jones is controlling him.
Jones tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Chong Starbowsky Ii just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Raptor Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Chong Starbowsky Ii manages to break the clinch.
Chong Starbowsky Ii throws a nice looking combination but Jones bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Chong Starbowsky Ii moves in looking to clinch but Jones pushes him off.
Chong Starbowsky Ii pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Chong Starbowsky Ii manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jones on his heels. He'll look to pass Jones's guard now, I'm sure.

Jones looking for a guillotine here but Chong Starbowsky Ii defends easily.

Jones throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Jones had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chong Starbowsky Ii defends it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong Starbowsky Ii works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Jones looking for submissions off his back.

Jones looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Chong Starbowsky Ii should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Jones looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Chong Starbowsky Ii is looking for a kimura here.

Jones looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Chong Starbowsky Ii has control of the leg.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jones actively working from the bottom here.

Chong Starbowsky Ii is trying to work for a kimura but Jones is defending well.
Chong Starbowsky Ii slips a nice elbow through Jones's hands, connecting with Jones's forehead.
Chong Starbowsky Ii is looking to take a break and control but Jones is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Jones looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Jones has a hand on Chong Starbowsky Ii's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Chong Starbowsky Ii takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chong Starbowsky Ii is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jones can't stay in a position like this for much longer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chong Starbowsky Ii controlling from mount.
Jones is trying desperately to improve position.
Chong Starbowsky Ii in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Jones is trying desperately to improve position.
Jones is working hard here to advance position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Chong Starbowsky Ii on the ground.
Chong Starbowsky Ii raining down hammerfists from mount.
Jones is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Chong Starbowsky Ii landing strikes, looking to finish!
Jones can't escape the position.
Chong Starbowsky Ii lands a heavy elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Jones has left one of his arms exposed and Chong Starbowsky Ii doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Jones screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
A very excited looking Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.