PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between General Warpig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dava Hashashin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Warpig kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Warpigs. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Warpig
vs
Hashashin

182 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, General Warpig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dava Hashashin!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Warpig.
Hashashin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Warpig throws a hook but Hashashin blocks it.
Warpig scores with a punch to the head.
A big right from Hashashin misses.
A good leg kick by Warpig.
Hashashin moves out of range of the body kick.
Warpig pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Warpig throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hashashin stuns Warpig with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hashashin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hashashin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Warpig.
Hashashin scores with a hook to the body. Warpig takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hashashin with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hashashin misses with an uppercut. Warpig saw that one coming.
Hashashin takes a swing at Warpig's ribcage but misses.
Warpig displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hashashin throws out the jab.
Warpig misses the jab.
Nice uppercut lands for Warpig. That snapped Hashashin's head back.
Hashashin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Warpig.
Warpig defending well as Hashashin loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warpig slips a jab from Hashashin.
Warpig has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Hut - $50 in the buildup to the fight.
A swing and a miss from Hashashin.
Hashashin throws a lazy right hand but Warpig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Warpig scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hashashin misses with an uppercut. Warpig saw that one coming.
Hashashin avoids the body shot from Warpig.
Warpig ducks under a wild hook from Hashashin.
Hashashin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hashashin jabs Warpig to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Warpig lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Warpig looks to score with a jab to the body but Hashashin is just out of range.
Hashashin feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Warpigs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hashashin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Warpig.
Hashashin misses with a hook. Warpig ducked under it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Hashashin misses the target.
Hashashin takes a swing at Warpig's ribcage but misses.
A big left from Hashashin misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warpig bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Warpig tried to counter with a leg kick but Hashashin avoided it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A telegraphed right hand from Hashashin misses the target.
Hashashin moves out of range as Warpig throws a body kick.
A swing and a miss from Hashashin.
Warpig throws the kick towards the body but Hashashin avoids it.
Hashashin misses with a wild body shot.
Warpig fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hashashin throws a series of punches but Warpig moves out of range.
Hashashin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Warpig.
Hashashin throws a counter combo.
Warpig goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Hashashin missing with a left hand there. Warpig was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Warpig uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hashashin.
Warpig fakes the leg kick and cracks Hashashin in the body.
Warpig tries to land a body kick
and Hashashin counters with a stiff right hand.
Warpig throws a hook to the side of Hashashin's head but Hashashin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hashashin.
Hashashin throws a lazy right hand but Warpig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warpig's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hashashin under the eye.
Hashashin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Warpig.
Warpig needs to keep his hands up - Hashashin had a free shot at his head there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Warpig.
Hashashin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Warpig.
An inside leg kick from Warpig misses.
A slow jab from Hashashin misses its intended target.
Warpig throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hashashin.
Warpig ducks under a wild hook from Hashashin.
Hashashin looks to land a left hand but Warpig moved out of range nicely.
Warpig is looking to slow Hashashin down with leg kicks.
A punch lands to the side of Warpig 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Warpig tries to land a front kick but Hashashin steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hashashin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Warpig is looking to counter with a body kick.
Warpig looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hashashin misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hashashin throws a big shot that misses.
Hashashin might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hashashin loads up on a big right hand but Warpig slips the punch.
Warpig slips a straight right by Hashashin.
It looked like Warpig was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Hashashin.
Hashashin tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Warpig slips a straight right by Hashashin.
Warpig avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A slow jab from Hashashin misses its intended target.
Hashashin misses with a looping right.
Nice cross by Hashashin.
Warpig misses with a wild body shot.
Warpig throws a body punch but Hashashin moves out of range.
Warpig tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hashashin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Warpig displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hashashin throws out the jab.
Hashashin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Warpig.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Warpig throws a head kick but Hashashin moves out of range.
Hashashin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hashashin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Hashashin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dava Hashashin will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Hashashin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Warpig makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Warpig bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hashashin stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hashashin's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Warpig connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hashashin scrambles back to his feet.
Warpig slips under a jab from Hashashin.
A left and a right from Hashashin both land. Nice combination.
Warpig connects with a leg kick. Hashashin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Warpig slips a straight right by Hashashin.
Warpig fakes the leg kick and cracks Hashashin in the body.
Warpig steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hashashin.
Hashashin avoids the head kick by Warpig.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Warpig tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hashashin was well out of range. Poor timing from Warpig.
Hashashin lands a two punch combo.
Warpig moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dava Hashashin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Warpig lands with a kick to the ribs.
Warpig throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hashashin thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hashashin moves out of range of the body kick.
Hashashin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Warpig scores with a head kick.
Warpig connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hashashin bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Warpig's head.
Warpig misses with a two punch combination.
Warpig steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hashashin.
Warpig throws a jab when Hashashin was well out of range.
Warpig ducks under a wild hook from Hashashin.
A chopping leg kick lands by Warpig.
Warpig misses with a straight left.
Hashashin misses the jab.
Hashashin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Warpig.
It looked like Warpig wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Warpig connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Warpig looks to score with a jab to the body but Hashashin is just out of range.
Nice jab there from Hashashin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Hashashin.
The fighters circling - Hashashin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hashashin loads up on a big right hand but Warpig slips the punch.
A head kick by Warpig misses
and Hashashin counters with a nice uppercut.
Hashashin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Warpig chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hashashin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Warpig sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Warpig quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Warpig uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hashashin.
Warpig punishes Hashashin's body with a nice straight punch.
Warpig lands a head kick!
Warpig throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hashashin's head.
Warpig bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A quick step to the side and Warpig tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Warpig walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hashashin missing with a left hand there. Warpig was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hashashin looks to land a combination. Warpig sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Warpig finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hashashin cracks Warpig with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hashashin misses with a hook.
Warpig misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hashashin counters with a straight right hand.
Hashashin throws a body shot but no joy.
Hashashin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Warpig attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Warpig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hashashin.
Hashashin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Warpig takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hashashin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hashashin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Warpig throws a quick inside leg kick.
Warpig slips a jab from Hashashin.
Warpig attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Warpig with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hashashin to score with a decent uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hashashin misses the shot to the body.
Hashashin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Warpig misses the shot to the body.
Warpig looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Warpig ducks under a wild hook from Hashashin.
An inside leg kick lands from Warpig.
Jab by Hashashin.
Warpig gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Warpig lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hashashin avoids the head kick by Warpig.
A little jabbing left from Hashashin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hashashin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from Hashashin misses its intended target.
Warpig slips a jab from Hashashin.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hashashin misses the jab.
Warpig walks into a jab.
Hashashin misses the jab.
Hashashin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dava Hashashin will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Hashashin takes a swing at Warpig's ribcage but misses.
Hashashin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Warpig sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Warpig tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hashashin was well out of range. Poor timing from Warpig.
Hashashin throws a right hand that misses
and Warpig counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hashashin's knee momentarily.
The fighters circling - Hashashin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Warpig dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hashashin. That did some damage!
Hashashin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hashashin's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hashashin throws a hook but Warpig blocks it.
Warpig sizes up Hashashin with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Warpig slips a straight right by Hashashin.
Warpig throws a looping overhand right but Hashashin ducks down to avoid it.
Hashashin swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Warpig throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hashashin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Warpig uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hashashin.
Hashashin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Hashashin throws a hook to the side of Warpig's head but Warpig sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Warpig throws out a loose jab but Hashashin uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warpig throws the kick towards the body but Hashashin avoids it.
Hashashin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice straight punches there by Hashashin. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hashashin.
Warpig takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Warpig ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Warpig moves out of range as Hashashin strikes.
Hashashin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hashashin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Warpig staying out of range there.
Hashashin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Warpig throws out a loose jab but Hashashin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Warpig looks to score with a jab to the body but Hashashin is just out of range.
Hashashin throws out a counter right but Warpig avoids it with no problem.
Warpig chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Warpig thuds his right hand into Hashashin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Warpig looks to land a right hand but Hashashin moved out of range.
Warpig defending well as Hashashin loads up on a big left hand.
General Warpig has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warpig throws a body shot but no joy.
Warpig misses with an uppercut. Hashashin saw that one coming.
Warpig lands with a kick to the ribs.
A big left from Hashashin misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Warpig.
Hashashin has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Warpig.
A big left from Hashashin misses.
Warpig misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Warpig throws a head kick but Hashashin moves out of range.
Warpig ducks under a wild hook from Hashashin.
Hashashin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hashashin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Warpig momentarily.
Warpig misses the jab.
Warpig slips a straight right by Hashashin.
Warpig bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Warpig bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hashashin's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hashashin connects with a jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Warpig.
Hashashin connects with a right hand. Warpig shakes it off.
Hashashin scores with a crisp jab that stopped Warpig in his tracks.
Hashashin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Warpig throws a head kick but Hashashin moves out of range.
Warpig tries a head kick but it misses.
A little jabbing left from Hashashin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A jab from Hashashin misses.
Dava Hashashin is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hashashin scores with a nice right hand.
Hashashin moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hashashin misses with a hook.
Warpig throws a lazy right hand but Hashashin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hashashin throws out a counter right but Warpig avoids it with no problem.
Warpig throws a nice head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Warpig uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hashashin.
Hashashin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It looked like Warpig wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hashashin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Warpig motions for Hashashin to come forward. Warpig throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hashashin lands an overhand right.
Hashashin swinging wildly here.
Warpig throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Warpig throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Warpig throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hashashin, as that shot connected.
Warpig swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hashashin cracks Warpig with a good jab.
Warpig swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hashashin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Warpig moves out of range of the strikes.
Hashashin misses with a hook. Warpig ducked under it nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to General Warpig.
Well Hashashin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 28:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dava Hashashin!