PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Chimaera (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chimaera comes to the cage accompanied by The Vikings warrior spirit. Mcfacepunch comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ooh La La kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Tiny Mcfacepunch has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chimaera
vs
Mcfacepunch

220 cm
22
265 lbs
6 - 1 - 1

150 cm
23
275 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, The Chimaera!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Chad Campbell and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chimaera uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mcfacepunch.
We've been told by Chimaera's head coaches at The Axis of Evil that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Chimaera leaves Mcfacepunch with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Mcfacepunch is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Tiny Mcfacepunch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Mcfacepunch misses its intended target.
Chimaera really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Chimaera moves out of range of the strikes.
Good work by Mcfacepunch as he checks the leg kick.
Chimaera backing away here, and Mcfacepunch unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch shoots in for a takedown but Chimaera shows good takedown defense.
Mcfacepunch loads up on a big right hand but Chimaera slips the punch.
Chimaera keeps Mcfacepunch at a distance using the push kick.
Mcfacepunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chimaera moves away.
An attempted straight right counter from Chimaera misses the target.
Mcfacepunch throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Chimaera counters with a nice body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chimaera looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chimaera ducks under a wild hook from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As Mcfacepunch backs away, Chimaera returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Chimaera moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mcfacepunch shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Chimaera as he jumps to the side.
Chimaera tried to counter with a leg kick but Mcfacepunch avoided it.
We've been informed that Mcfacepunch has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
The Chimaera has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tiny Mcfacepunch.
Chimaera misses with a head kick.
The Chimaera is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mcfacepunch throws a shot from downtown. Chimaera moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera just misses with a punch to the body.
Chimaera lands a head kick. Mcfacepunch smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Chimaera throws a sloppy head kick
letting Mcfacepunch counter with a right hand.

It looks like The Chimaera has been cut.
Chimaera lands a nice looking body kick.
Chimaera thumps Mcfacepunch with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chimaera uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Mcfacepunch attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mcfacepunch closes this distance looking for a takedown but Chimaera circles away.
Chimaera explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch tries to score with a low kick but Chimaera moves his leg out of the way.
Chimaera misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chimaera feints and then cracks Mcfacepunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mcfacepunch down.
Mcfacepunch misses the jab.
Chimaera fires out a quick counter leg kick but Mcfacepunch just manages to avoid it.
Chimaera slaps away a takedown attempt from Mcfacepunch, before circling back to the center of the mat.
No joy there for Mcfacepunch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chimaera thinks about countering with a head kick.
Mcfacepunch shoots for a takedown but Chimaera saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Chimaera throws a head kick that misses.
Chimaera misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Mcfacepunch gets a takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera is trying to stand.
Mcfacepunch is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Chimaera looks like he's trying to stand up.
Chimaera trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Mcfacepunch working the head and body with strikes.
Mcfacepunch lands with a punch from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chimaera avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mcfacepunch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mcfacepunch wants to control but Chimaera is keeping him busy.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Chimaera wants to get back to his feet.
Mcfacepunch has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Chimaera dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Mcfacepunch fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Chimaera avoids it really well and circles away.
Chimaera throws a big counter combination but Mcfacepunch scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Chimaera tries a low kick but Mcfacepunch avoids it.
Mcfacepunch tries to move into range but Chimaera moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Chimaera scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mcfacepunch is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Chimaera throws a wild body kick that Mcfacepunch sees coming a mile off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch slips under a jab from Chimaera.
A slow jab from Mcfacepunch misses its intended target.
Mcfacepunch jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chimaera is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chimaera lands a head kick!

That has opened up Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut even more.
Chimaera ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It appears Chimaera was looking to counter with a kick there.

Mcfacepunch shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Chimaera is trying to defend but Mcfacepunch finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Chimaera makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Chimaera slips under a jab.
Mcfacepunch throws a jab but it's blocked by Chimaera.
A slapping leg kick lands for Chimaera.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Chimaera.
Mcfacepunch moves out of range of the body kick from Chimaera.
Mcfacepunch with the counter takedown but Chimaera avoids it easily.
Mcfacepunch throws a shot from downtown. Chimaera moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Chimaera moves into the clinch successfully.
Chimaera blocks an uppercut.
Chimaera working aggressively here.
Mcfacepunch digs a right hand into Chimaera's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chimaera's gas tank.
Mcfacepunch tries to throw a body punch but Chimaera avoids it by throwing Mcfacepunch back against the cage.
Mcfacepunch lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch misses with a hook from the clinch.
A hook to the body from Mcfacepunch.
Chimaera takes a shot to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Mcfacepunch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mcfacepunch digs a right hand into Chimaera's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Chimaera's gas tank.
Mcfacepunch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chimaera backwards.
A shot in the inside from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch lands a shot to the body.
Mcfacepunch just leaning against Chimaera, taking a breather.
A head punch on the inside from Mcfacepunch fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chimaera tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nice body punch from Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch lands a body shot.
Come on Mcfacepunch - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Mcfacepunch lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short left from Mcfacepunch.
Chimaera throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mcfacepunch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chimaera or not.
Still in the clinch, Mcfacepunch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tiny Mcfacepunch seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mcfacepunch lands a shoulder strike.
Mcfacepunch scores with a shot to the side of Chimaera's head.

Chimaera is rocked!
A body shot lands from Mcfacepunch.
Oh Chimaera is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short body shot lands from Mcfacepunch as the two fighters clinch.
Chimaera seems to have got his legs back now.
Mcfacepunch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mcfacepunch lands a big right hand! Chimaera is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tiny Mcfacepunch!
Tiny Mcfacepunch bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.